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venture with a s/o who has a fucked sleep schedule

totally not self indulgent cuz my sleep schedule is fucked ahahahahahaha

(if u use tumblr i KNOW u can relate 🤨🤨)

★ ur either sleeping 3 hours a night or for 19 there's never an inbeteeen and Sloan knows this

★ ever since they met u, they quickly noticed how absolutely FUCKED ur sleep schedule is

★ at first as ur friend, they lightly encourage u to sleep better, and poke some jokes here and there about it

★ they'll ask how u slept one day n ur like "yea I only slept like 2 hours I'm tired" n they'll be like "aw I'm sorry :(( u should get some more sleep!!!" then you'll sleep like 17 straight hours n they'll ask how ur feeling like "hey u haven't messaged me in a while r u okay??" n you'll be like "yea srry lol I slept for like 18 hours I'm tired 😔" n Sloan is just like

★ they'll genuinely start to worry for u if u start to experience stuff like memory loss, hallucinations, headaches, etc

★ but once yall are together, they are LOCKED IN on trying to get u to get proper sleep 😭😭

no partner of theirs is getting brain damage from lack of/too much sleep on their watch!!!

★ they'll start small, like if they notice u usually go to bed super super late (like 5-7am late) then they'll slowly start to try n get u to go to sleep an hour earlier each week

★ then over time they'll also help u wake up at an okay time by bribing u with kisses and the occasional breakfast in bed :3

★ also side note I feel like Sloan would give the BEST cuddles like??? they'd be so warm and cuddly pls they'd love to just hold u

★ anywayz

★ they just love you and care about u so much, they hate to see u have such a bad sleeping schedule like this

★ even tho Sloan tends to stay up too, looking at maps and artifacts, as late as probably 3 am, but I personally believe Sloan is a morning bird and likes to get up early

★ they won't ever force u to get up super early if u don't want to, but they will at least try to get u up by like noon

★ they just wanna spend time with u, they can't spend time with u if ur dead asleep :((

★ hooowweverrrr if u were to entice them with warm snuggles and kisses.... they may be inclined to stay in bed

just for 5 more minutes !!!

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my venture brain rot is taking over my brain ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️