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The issue with make up is that it is a time-consuming and expensive ritual that is expected of women and not men. No one has to wear a bow! And putting one on takes two seconds!
Also, I read recently that when Oxford shoes first came into fashion for men, many people thought tying shoelaces in a bow was unmasculine. No idea if that's true, but even if it is this bow discourse is somehow even dumber.
The people against bows becoming a trendy fashion accessory has annoyed me sooo much lately. Saw a tiktok that was like “if you get uncomfortable with us saying wearing bows infantilizes women and supports the patriarchy, it just means you’re uncomfortable with us pointing out you’ve been engaging in a harmful trend/behavior 😌” aaaaaAAAAAAH people online are allergic to nuance
im actually gonna peg Audie /hj She’s so cute i wanna squish her so muchhhhhhhh also if she sees this its no longer a hj <3
Antis: BBC tweeted Sherlock’s in love! It has to be Molly! They said three whole words to each other last episode!
Bigger Anti: Prolly not, but OMG! How cute would that be? Sherl0lly is bae! 😍😍😍
TJLCERS: Here’s a 10,000 page thesis on why it only makes sense if Sherlock is in love with John.
All Antis: Ew! What’s wrong with you fetishising weirdos?! This isn’t a romance! That would be so cheap! Stop trying to make straight people gay! You are disgusting! Stop pretending you’re queer just so you can see two hot guys kiss! You should be ashamed of yourselves! How cheap would a hidden romance be?! Fuck the writers if that’s the case! I will stop watching ForEveR!!! 🤢💩🙈🙉🙊
Antis: BBC tweeted Sherlock’s in love! It has to be Molly! They said three whole words to each other last episode!
Bigger Anti: Prolly not, but OMG! How cute would that be? Sherl0lly is bae! 😍😍😍
TJLCERS: Here’s a 10,000 page thesis on why it only makes sense if Sherlock is in love with John.
All Antis: Ew! What’s wrong with you fetishising weirdos?! This isn’t a romance! That would be so cheap! Stop trying to make straight people gay! You are disgusting! Stop pretending you’re queer just so you can see two hot guys kiss! You should be ashamed of yourselves! How cheap would a hidden romance be?! Fuck the writers if that’s the case! I will stop watching ForEveR!!! 🤢💩🙈🙉🙊
Brendan was straight until he boarded the SS Triton for his honeymoon cruise. Having been dumped at the Altar, Brendan and his horny gay Best Man set sail. By the time the sailing is over; it has turned into a cumdump challenge of who has collected the most seed by Seamen. From the Lifeboat Drill (literally) to the Sauna to the Shore Excursions; Brendan can’t get enough jism.
Now, it’s your turn to download a copy of the Top-Selling erotica, DISCOVERY VOYAGE, and wank your own load crazy.
Wank and Skittles!
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