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Did I leave the back patio door open? Chris thought he felt a breeze from the air conditioning. Hmmmm... maybe not.
Well, this was no fun. Where was Brad with that unicorn?!? Chris needed inflatables and sun oil. He was still pissed Brad accidentally used the spendy lube again. Chris did too, but someone had to take the heat so they drew straws. On the bright side, they got a pretty good bangin session out of it. Luke’s suggestion to participate certainly reduced the waste factor.
Chris stopped himself there. It was still just him and the dental floss from the morning now between his other cheeks. Was it teal or aqua? Chris needed a color wheel. He’d text Brad and ask him to stop by either Michael’s or Homo Depot to pick one up.
God, what a native temptation to crawl between his wide opened legs and start nuzzling on his licking cock shaft.
Now, find out what happens to Str8 Brendan during the Lifeboat Drill in Naughty Tommy’s top selling bareback erotica, DISCOVERY VOYAGE.
Coach Andrew “Drew” Sullivan had it all. The perfect job coaching the Varsity football team and a wealthy fiancee, who’s virgin morality made him seek release elsewhere. Now, Drew has begun experimenting his hidden lust. Will he suppress his desire or lose everything? Read COACH’S LUST to see what happens...And don’t forget the Lube.
An alluring mysterious New Yorker joins the Abbott Ranch only to bring trouble. Learn how this Ranch Daddy wrangles in the situation, especially when involving his twin sons!
DIRTY AMBITION is another 5-star erotica.
Have your lube and tissue handy!
Lust can cum when you least expect it; like with Jack Townsend, whose husband and son were kidnapped...and the Kidnapper’s idea of torture is quite climatic in COMPROMISED LUST by Naught Tommy
Brendan was straight until he boarded the SS Triton for his honeymoon cruise. Having been dumped at the Altar, Brendan and his horny gay Best Man set sail. By the time the sailing is over; it has turned into a cumdump challenge of who has collected the most seed by Seamen. From the Lifeboat Drill (literally) to the Sauna to the Shore Excursions; Brendan can’t get enough jism.
Now, it’s your turn to download a copy of the Top-Selling erotica, DISCOVERY VOYAGE, and wank your own load crazy.
LUBE IN F4 ❤ FORZA RAGAZZI 💪
*hug* (I want this shoes 😥)
Going to run a worst canon transformers name poll. Here are the runner ups:
Lube, Erector, Valve, Discharge, Spike (honorary), Chromedome, Ultra Magnus, Clench, Thrust, Magnificus, Vroom, Drill nuts, Breastforce (also honorary), Big daddy, Beta, Wideload, Bruticus
Added names: lord imperious delirious, outback, rodimus prime, dipstick, bulge, overload, valvatron, borehole, longrack, enemy, tailgate, sky garry, railspike, shreddicus maximus, joe the micromaster, tentakil, loafer, krok, toaster, deathsaurus, hexadeathimal, guyhawk, killmaster, crankhandle, horri-bull, dirtboss, hurr-gurr, scissor boy, bucket head, flatline, omega spreem
If anyone has any more suggestions please feel free to add it to the comments/tags of this post (or anon me if u r shy). It was surprisingly difficult to gather this list. There isn’t exactly a wiki page dedicated to really bad transformers names, so any help would be very much appreciated.