Water Slides - Tumblr Posts

Honestly once u get tits slip and slides are 60% less fun

My Mega Flappin Slapping Go Yapping Big Honkers are not gonna feel good slapping against the ground

Oh yeah, that UV Unwrapped Wet Condom is really gonna slide my E-cup ass nice and smooth

I sure would love for my Funky Big Ole Man Titties to pop out of the tiny lil bikini top I’m wearing

I sure do love a Super Soaker level of water between my tiddies

And only between my tiddies, btw, while my belly is scrapped against that chapped polyester

I love how the Girls™️ angle the ice cold hose water into my eyes