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Why do Humans have Such Big Boobs? (They're Not Just for Milk)

Humans are the only species whose females have enlarged breasts their whole lives after puberty.

As anyone with large boobies will attest, massive fuckin’ titties are kinda inconvenient. Especially before the invention of fitted bras able to contain the power of your super stuffed up milkies. Also they get cancer a lot of the time.

So, it seems kinda weird to evolve massive honger donger, doinky boinkies, right? Why aren’t human women flat chested? Why evolve to be attracted to them?

You might think that we evolved bazongas because its a sign to men that the women can feed their baby. And you would be wrong! It turns out boobs evolved for an entirely different and much funnier reason.

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Me (the king and queen of thinking): *dramatic sigh*

Stupid, intelligentn't, stupidiot: What's wrong?

Me (the king and queen of thinking): Just thinking, about them...

Stupid, intelligentn't, stupidiot: Who's them?

Me (the king and queen of thinking): Boobs

Me (the king and queen of thinking): *dramatic sigh*

Stupid, intelligentn't, stupidiot: What's wrong?

Me (the king and queen of thinking): Just thinking, about them...

Stupid, intelligentn't, stupidiot: Who's them?

Me (the king and queen of thinking): Boobs

Friend ask me to draw him as a maid [OC: Colton]

And For Izzy / @metazensae of their oc. Felt like drawing them :3

I don't post like at all but I needed to share this

Honestly once u get tits slip and slides are 60% less fun

My Mega Flappin Slapping Go Yapping Big Honkers are not gonna feel good slapping against the ground

Oh yeah, that UV Unwrapped Wet Condom is really gonna slide my E-cup ass nice and smooth

I sure would love for my Funky Big Ole Man Titties to pop out of the tiny lil bikini top I’m wearing

I sure do love a Super Soaker level of water between my tiddies

And only between my tiddies, btw, while my belly is scrapped against that chapped polyester

I love how the Girls™️ angle the ice cold hose water into my eyes

SMOKERRRRR AS PROMISEDDDDD

also ill have some croco art done tomorrow just in time for his birthday