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📎| “ you’re BRANDED ace -------- just accept it. “
📎| “ —– you’ve been watching that lesbian vampire web show again haven’t you ——— ? “
“I ain’t acceptin’ anythin’, cupcake. How ‘bout you accept that, eh?”
📎| well fuck it all in the ass with a rusty rake, ruining all the fun. “ hey. CUT IT OUT. i’m trying to banter in a spiteful yet ( adorable ) manner --------- “
“I really don’t like you today. I hope you know that, babes. This conversation ain’t even happenin’ now.”
📎|“ w o w good COMEBACK ace -------------- what’s next ? ( shane voice ) your face could do better banter. “
“Your banter is stupid. Also I have no idea what fuckin’ show you’re even talkin’ ‘bout.
Your boobs would probably do a better banter.”
📎|‘ oh no - not butt face. please hold while i use this blender to dramatically off myself. “ chuckle chuckle. ~ #shane voice.
“Your face? Nah don’t think so. Has it occurred to you, butt face, that I ain’t in the mood for your banter?”
Rolling eyes now, growl leaving their lips.
“I do not talk like that.”
They do.
📎|“ i’m h i l a r i o u s --- wha-- what is that ? are you GROWLING at me ? fucking kujo come on, ( do something ) “
“You know that ain’t even funny? Think you’re losin’ your touch, babes.”
growls once more.
“You’re a dramatic fuck. Stop tryin’ to sound like me.”
📎|“ yeah because THAT makes sense in a dimension far far away. “ so grabby, temper temper. yet, streaked blue hues unwavering as they settle, they dip & RISE. “ sup ‘ tough guy. “
“Yeah I’m growlin’ at you. And you ain’t hilarious. You’re like an old shrivelled up tea bag, babes.
“You’re callin; me kujo now?”
Now they’re growling loudly, possibly holding Max by the shoulders, eyes boring into hers.
📎| an echo. “ nice comeback a c e ------- keep it up & you might hurt my nonexistent feelings. “ this grip is a bit uncomfortable. not that it’s going to be voiced. “ that’s LITERALLY my goal in life ---- “
“You are in a dimension far far away.”
They grumble, brown hue looking all over her face.
Intensely.
“You make it so hard to like you, you know that?”
Now they’re really close to her lips.