IM TOO POOR TO HAVE A FEAR OF SUCCESS ( MAX BLACK ) - Tumblr Posts

📎|“ um ----------------   {   N O   }                that would be    XOLOVE    by               the fragrance artists of dollar tree. “ 

      ❝ do i– ❞ a pause, a finger held MIDAIR, it is not max’s turn to       speak just yet and then a drawn out SNIFF.

      ❝ is that JEALOUSY i smell? i think it is. ❞

📎| “ you know ----------   for someone who has to           watch  nicholas sparks movies   for a cheap thrill                      you are    SUPER     picky. “ 

                 ❛  This is  ———–                                                      No.  We might need money but I’m not that desperate. I’m too pretty for HER,  plus, she looks like she could eat me if I’m not careful.  ❜

📎|  “ FINE ----   but go get her moldy sandwich                                   before oleg fills it with his special                                   sauce.  &  then no bitch is getting                                       her money.   “ 

           ❛  ————  I’m still not doing HER.  ❜

📎| “ aren’t you a little         young           to deprive yourself of simple pleasures? “   

    “How about straight vodka with a twist of lime.”                                            ( she’s watching her calorie intake ) 

📎| “ i’m pretty   hard   to convince.            ---- unless theres tequila involved                then i wouldn’t ever bet on me. “  

@adroitbedfellows

       ‘ you don’t sound convinced by them. ‘

📎|  “ yeah                  ---- & oprah      is   a              F R I G I D   B I T C H. “ 

            one count of silence. two now. she sighs & crosses her arms over her chest; she’ll firmly stand her ground. ‘ i don’t have an attitude problem. ‘ 

@adroitbedfellows liked for a thing 

📎| oh god. bite it max. keep it in. nope ( fuck you binx ) i CANNOT.                “  true -----              she pretty much throws out    cash      & cars to greedy little audience members                    like free t-shirts at sporting events so   ...               ( pause )         also, it means you             have an    attitude    problem.  “ 

           ‘ .  .  .  i don’t know what that means, so i’m gonna CHOOSE not to get offended. & don’t talk about oprah that way, she’s helped, like, tons of people. ‘ 

@wclktheline

📎| “ you’re    BRANDED       ace                       -------- just accept it. “  

📎| “ —– you’ve been watching        that lesbian vampire web show        again haven’t you  ——— ? “

“I ain’t acceptin’ anythin’, cupcake. How ‘bout you accept that, eh?”

📎| well fuck it all in the ass with  a rusty rake,    ruining all the fun.           “ hey.    CUT IT OUT.     i’m trying to banter              in a  spiteful yet ( adorable )              manner       ---------    “

“I really don’t like you today. I hope you know that, babes. This conversation ain’t even happenin’ now.”

📎|“ w o w                 good  COMEBACK    ace        --------------                     what’s next   ?            (    shane voice    )      your face could do better banter. “ 

“Your banter is stupid. Also I have no idea what fuckin’ show you’re even talkin’ ‘bout.

Your boobs would probably do a better banter.”

📎|‘ oh no - not     butt face.           please hold while i use this           blender to dramatically                                 off     myself. “  chuckle chuckle. ~  #shane voice. 

“Your face? Nah don’t think so. Has it occurred to you, butt face, that I ain’t in the mood for your banter?”

Rolling eyes now, growl leaving their lips.

“I do not talk like that.”

They do.

📎|“ i’m   h i l a r i o u s   ---             wha--    what is that   ?     are you GROWLING at me  ?         fucking  kujo   come on,                     (    do something    ) “

“You know that ain’t even funny? Think you’re losin’ your touch, babes.”

growls once more.

“You’re a dramatic fuck. Stop tryin’ to sound like me.”

📎|“ yeah          because    THAT    makes sense in a    dimension          far far away. “  so grabby, temper temper.   yet,  streaked blue hues unwavering  as they settle, they dip &  RISE.              “ sup ‘    tough guy. “ 

“Yeah I’m growlin’ at you. And you ain’t hilarious. You’re like an old shrivelled up tea bag, babes.

“You’re callin; me kujo now?”

Now they’re growling loudly, possibly holding Max by the shoulders, eyes boring into hers.

@moonsunandme | stabbed my heart

📎| “ okay       so they’re my        BOYFRIEND --                           GIRLFRIEND     FRIENDFRIEND   -------  maybe.              but who cares right? it’s not like              it matters, labels are  cliche and              used to make ryan gosling films             whatever   --- who cares, i don’t  ------- “  ranting in front of customers,    again.  really this girl needs  a hobby of sorts. or maybe get out of the cage of mind.  squints.    “ ... eat your grilled cheese                 before the mold grows legs &                  finds a mold wife to wed    ! “ 

📎| an echo.            “ nice comeback       a c e       -------                 keep it up & you             might hurt my                 nonexistent  feelings. “ this grip is a bit uncomfortable.  not that it’s going to be voiced.         “ that’s            LITERALLY                     my goal in life   ---- “ 

“You are in a dimension far far away.”

They grumble, brown hue looking all over her face.

Intensely.

“You make it so hard to like you, you know that?”

Now they’re really close to her lips.