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MILF (Mutuals I’d Like to Formally apologise to after not responding to an ask or dm for weeks at a time. a kiss on the forehead for U)

I have nothing fun to say about this, but Im a fish or something.

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Oh my god yes! I have done this before. It was so much fun. Poor man was so scandalized that I'd not heard of Jesus, or the Bible, he kept repeating the question.

And then he explained the whole thing to me. That everything in the world is going wrong, theres, famine, war, poverty, working class is oppressed. We will rise against this. Only for him to say that no we won't do anything about this Jesus will (we can't), when I got excited about a working class revolt.

So now I ask him, okay so what do you want from me. And he goes back to have you heard of Jesus. At which point I took a flyer and put the man out of his misery.

still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.

very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill