*wheeeeeze* - Tumblr Posts

4 years ago

Imagine Upa going through puberty and having sqeaky voice (idk his age but I think he's 15 or somethin)

Like:

Upa *shouting at Qi* :WHen WiLl yoU leARn THAt yoUr aCtIons HAve CoNSecUeNscES!!

Qi: *WHEEZE*


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2 years ago

me teaching my students about the number six in latin: okay guys. so here's the thing. yes, the word for six in latin is sex and that's funny, and we're gonna laugh about it for 30 seconds, but then we're gonna move on, okay? we're not gonna keep laughing about it. we can be mature about this.

also me every day of my life: haha six pine trees is sex pinus


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2 years ago

me teaching my students about the number six in latin: okay guys. so here's the thing. yes, the word for six in latin is sex and that's funny, and we're gonna laugh about it for 30 seconds, but then we're gonna move on, okay? we're not gonna keep laughing about it. we can be mature about this.

also me every day of my life: haha six pine trees is sex pinus


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2 years ago

They lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

They Lost Focus And Had A Consensual Workplace Relationship

Edit by @brolinskeep


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2 years ago
Was Violently Compelled To Do This

was violently compelled to do this


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2 years ago
Took A Bunch Of Candles From My Churchs Christmas Service Because I Am CRIMINAL

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP


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1 year ago

Today is the day citizens 😢🇨🇵☠️⚰️🙏🏽

Today Is The Day Citizens

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1 year ago

Good Omens is even funnier when you realize Gabriel is the angel who told Mary she was pregnant with Jesus

Imagine this guy

Good Omens Is Even Funnier When You Realize Gabriel Is The Angel Who Told Mary She Was Pregnant With

showing up to your house like, “hey guess what?”


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1 year ago
This Made Me Laugh Out Loud In The Theater BUT THE RATIO????

this made me laugh out loud in the theater BUT THE RATIO???? 😭😭😭


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10 months ago

im crylaughing, i just found out a polish supermarket did a campaign in 2017 where they gifted you Ice age plushies WHY does manny look like THIS

Im Crylaughing, I Just Found Out A Polish Supermarket Did A Campaign In 2017 Where They Gifted You Ice

no one is talking about this he looks like hes seen too much

Im Crylaughing, I Just Found Out A Polish Supermarket Did A Campaign In 2017 Where They Gifted You Ice
Im Crylaughing, I Just Found Out A Polish Supermarket Did A Campaign In 2017 Where They Gifted You Ice

its like one of these kids of birds that are born blind and bald

Im Crylaughing, I Just Found Out A Polish Supermarket Did A Campaign In 2017 Where They Gifted You Ice

side view looks like it has been stung by a bee

Im Crylaughing, I Just Found Out A Polish Supermarket Did A Campaign In 2017 Where They Gifted You Ice

the trolls haircut,,,,, this isnt a plushie this is a mental state good lord

Im Crylaughing, I Just Found Out A Polish Supermarket Did A Campaign In 2017 Where They Gifted You Ice

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