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more long headcanons! the foxes and their victory trip
after everything is sorted out with the ravens and the moriyamas, the foxes are finally free to do what they want
allison wants to give neil complete control over choosing where they go, because no one else really cares and they just want to be together
but neil is very indecisive and overwhelmed with friendship and relief
renee puts a world map up over a bulletin board and she hands him some darts and tells him to throw it blindfolded and see what happens
andrew ties his bandana over his eyes and they all wait behind them
first one lands in the ocean, then alaska, then japan
neil tries to see the last one but andrew yanks the bandana back down and everyone else is shrieking “nO! IT’S FINE!! KEEP THROWING!!!”
he’s a bit flummoxed by their strong response but okay
his sixth and last dart lands on hawaii
nicky is practically vibrating with excitement and aaron has to force him to cool it because it’s on neil and everyone knows he has a thing against the beach, they don’t know why but they won’t ask
neil thinks for a moment and allison almost plucks the darts out to try again, but he gives a little nod and follows her out to call sarah
in the hall neil describes what he thinks would be good, and it’s the complete opposite of everything he associates with his mother’s death
allison repeats it all perfectly to sarah, then shows photos to neil again a couple hours later to confirm he’s alright with it
andrew gives him a look when he asks if he’ll be okay flying for that long so neil drops it
next week they’re all heading to the airport, with a surprisingly willing kevin because he is also overwhelmed with freedom and still high on their win and the season’s over so why not?
it is, to no one’s surprise, a clusterfuck
getting to texas is fine, even with allison’s small mountain of luggage and everyone being too afraid to ask andrew about his knives but he somehow gets through just fine
this false security will be their downfall
they have two hours to walk around until they can catch their flight to honolulu
aaron’s on the phone with katelyn and dan takes a video of him grinning and leaning against the window while he listens to her
matt makes smoochy noises and aaron flips him off
neil, nicky, kevin, and andrew all go off in search of food
it just so happens that there are exy fans by a mcdonald’s and kevin gets swarmed
he puts on his Press Face even though he was literally just shouting at nicky about ancient greece
“no they weren’t just gay, nicky!! there was certainly homosexuality but there was philosophy, too!!”
the fans ask him about riko’s “suicide” and the investigation into the ravens, but before he can have a panic attack dan calls them to frantically say the gate has changed and they have thirty minutes to get there
half an hour would be a lot to anybody but to this dysfunctional family that’s absolutely nothing
except no one can find neil? he somehow slipped past andrew?
they sprint back to where the upperclassmen are and they’re all freaking out because what if it’s another mafia thing and they’re not finished with him-
andrew won’t let anyone get security involved and of course neil’s phone is off and they’re now calling wymack out of desperation
with five minutes left before they have to be at their gate, neil finally shows up and they’re all like BRO
he stands in confusion while the girls pat him down for injuries and andrew just barely manages not to punch him
then they finally notice what he’s holding and he presents steaming hot paper bags from auntie anne’s
“i wanted to get us pretzels, but andrew doesn’t like the salt or plain ones, so i had to wait for the cinnamon sugar ones. and the line was really long.”
everyone’s just staring at him
“i also asked them to put extra cinnamon sugar”
more silence
then there’s a warning call for the flight and there’s no time to yell at him so they’re all scrambling to get to the new gate
andrew just grabs neil by the hoodie and drags him along
it takes a good hour before everyone can truly calm down on the plane
kevin and aaron try to order vodka but renee silently puts a pretzel in their hands
aaron: “i hate this fucking family”
dan takes a selfie of all of them to send to wymack and abby
andrew is furious about what neil did and neil feels bad so he just holds his hand for the whole flight under a blanket
when they land they’re all super disoriented so they go straight to the massive beach house allison has gotten them
it has its own private stretch of sand and a big porch and the water is so clear and blue
matt and aaron repeatedly dunk kevin while andrew and neil watch from where they’ve set up folding chairs
“ANDREW AREN’T YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING?” “no, i don’t think i will”
they take surfing lessons and poor matt is too tall to really get the hang of it but neil…neil is amazing
neil’s really got an excellent set of abs and he may be small but he’s very in tune with his body
andrew refuses to get on a surfboard because he prefers watching neil anyway
nicky, renee, dan, and matt LOVE laughing at their white friends and the absolutely terrible sunburns they develop
except for allison, who has somehow tanned beautifully
wymack’s phone gets spammed with photos of neil just like trying to eat his breakfast or sit on the sand but his cheeks and nose are bright pink and it’s kinda adorable
they play drinking games and go on hikes and one night neil falls asleep on andrew and nicky snaps a sorta blurry photo
andrew somehow manages to swipe nicky’s phone, send it to himself, and then delete the evidence
they stroll around the touristy areas to watch the hula dancing and window shop and eat shaved ice
on their last night, they set up a little bonfire on the beach and sit around
neil tells them this is his favorite trip he’s ever taken
wymack frames a photo of them throwing neil into the water and puts it up on the wall by their trophy