More Long Headcanons! The Foxes And Their Victory Trip

more long headcanons! the foxes and their victory trip

after everything is sorted out with the ravens and the moriyamas, the foxes are finally free to do what they want

allison wants to give neil complete control over choosing where they go, because no one else really cares and they just want to be together

but neil is very indecisive and overwhelmed with friendship and relief

renee puts a world map up over a bulletin board and she hands him some darts and tells him to throw it blindfolded and see what happens

andrew ties his bandana over his eyes and they all wait behind them

first one lands in the ocean, then alaska, then japan

neil tries to see the last one but andrew yanks the bandana back down and everyone else is shrieking “nO! IT’S FINE!! KEEP THROWING!!!”

he’s a bit flummoxed by their strong response but okay

his sixth and last dart lands on hawaii

nicky is practically vibrating with excitement and aaron has to force him to cool it because it’s on neil and everyone knows he has a thing against the beach, they don’t know why but they won’t ask

neil thinks for a moment and allison almost plucks the darts out to try again, but he gives a little nod and follows her out to call sarah

in the hall neil describes what he thinks would be good, and it’s the complete opposite of everything he associates with his mother’s death

allison repeats it all perfectly to sarah, then shows photos to neil again a couple hours later to confirm he’s alright with it

andrew gives him a look when he asks if he’ll be okay flying for that long so neil drops it

next week they’re all heading to the airport, with a surprisingly willing kevin because he is also overwhelmed with freedom and still high on their win and the season’s over so why not?

it is, to no one’s surprise, a clusterfuck

getting to texas is fine, even with allison’s small mountain of luggage and everyone being too afraid to ask andrew about his knives but he somehow gets through just fine

this false security will be their downfall

they have two hours to walk around until they can catch their flight to honolulu

aaron’s on the phone with katelyn and dan takes a video of him grinning and leaning against the window while he listens to her

matt makes smoochy noises and aaron flips him off

neil, nicky, kevin, and andrew all go off in search of food

it just so happens that there are exy fans by a mcdonald’s and kevin gets swarmed

he puts on his Press Face even though he was literally just shouting at nicky about ancient greece

“no they weren’t just gay, nicky!! there was certainly homosexuality but there was philosophy, too!!”

the fans ask him about riko’s “suicide” and the investigation into the ravens, but before he can have a panic attack dan calls them to frantically say the gate has changed and they have thirty minutes to get there

half an hour would be a lot to anybody but to this dysfunctional family that’s absolutely nothing

except no one can find neil? he somehow slipped past andrew?

they sprint back to where the upperclassmen are and they’re all freaking out because what if it’s another mafia thing and they’re not finished with him-

andrew won’t let anyone get security involved and of course neil’s phone is off and they’re now calling wymack out of desperation

with five minutes left before they have to be at their gate, neil finally shows up and they’re all like BRO

he stands in confusion while the girls pat him down for injuries and andrew just barely manages not to punch him

then they finally notice what he’s holding and he presents steaming hot paper bags from auntie anne’s

“i wanted to get us pretzels, but andrew doesn’t like the salt or plain ones, so i had to wait for the cinnamon sugar ones. and the line was really long.” 

everyone’s just staring at him

“i also asked them to put extra cinnamon sugar”

more silence

then there’s a warning call for the flight and there’s no time to yell at him so they’re all scrambling to get to the new gate

andrew just grabs neil by the hoodie and drags him along

it takes a good hour before everyone can truly calm down on the plane

kevin and aaron try to order vodka but renee silently puts a pretzel in their hands

aaron: “i hate this fucking family”

dan takes a selfie of all of them to send to wymack and abby

andrew is furious about what neil did and neil feels bad so he just holds his hand for the whole flight under a blanket

when they land they’re all super disoriented so they go straight to the massive beach house allison has gotten them

it has its own private stretch of sand and a big porch and the water is so clear and blue

matt and aaron repeatedly dunk kevin while andrew and neil watch from where they’ve set up folding chairs

“ANDREW AREN’T YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING?” “no, i don’t think i will”

they take surfing lessons and poor matt is too tall to really get the hang of it but neil…neil is amazing

neil’s really got an excellent set of abs and he may be small but he’s very in tune with his body

andrew refuses to get on a surfboard because he prefers watching neil anyway

nicky, renee, dan, and matt LOVE laughing at their white friends and the absolutely terrible sunburns they develop

except for allison, who has somehow tanned beautifully

wymack’s phone gets spammed with photos of neil just like trying to eat his breakfast or sit on the sand but his cheeks and nose are bright pink and it’s kinda adorable

they play drinking games and go on hikes and one night neil falls asleep on andrew and nicky snaps a sorta blurry photo

andrew somehow manages to swipe nicky’s phone, send it to himself, and then delete the evidence

they stroll around the touristy areas to watch the hula dancing and window shop and eat shaved ice

on their last night, they set up a little bonfire on the beach and sit around

neil tells them this is his favorite trip he’s ever taken

wymack frames a photo of them throwing neil into the water and puts it up on the wall by their trophy

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here’s a lengthy list of neil+the foxes headcanons absolutely no one asked for

the foxes have always loved neil, but now that he’s no longer carrying the burden of his true identity around and starts slowly letting them in they love him even more

they quickly realize that andrew may be more deathly in his protectiveness but neil is basically a mother bear in a small man’s body

one game an opposing player gets pissy and smacks allison on the butt with their racket and says something condescending

allison, who could most definitely punch his nose in, doesn’t even have time to react because neil drops everything and ZOOMS across the court in .2 seconds

he barrels into the guy so hard they both go flying, but neil just smoothly rolls out of it and onto his feet like some kind of ninja

neil gets a few hits in before matt has to haul him up by the waist and throw him over his shoulder because if he doesn’t restrain neil then he would totally join in and as he carries him away 

neil has his middle finger up and is just screaming obscenities and taunts

the player ends up getting benched the rest of the game and then suspended

(all of this happens in mere seconds but slow mo clips of it go viral online)

there’s one notable long bus ride back after a hell of a game in which andrew leaves his usual seat at the rear because there’s a ridiculous commotion in front

everyone is crowding around cooing and snapping pictures because no one knows exactly how it happened

but neil, who loves curling up anywhere and everywhere, has somehow ended up stretched out over both matt and dan’s laps

his upper body is on matt’s lap, his head nestled in matt’s balled up sweatshirt, and his legs are bent over dan’s

all three are totally knocked out and apparently comfortable because neil is, indeed, their child

nicky and allison furiously tweet photos and even aaron looks amused

no one notices andrew silently taking a picture in the background

the idea to buy a gift for abby on mother’s day is actually neil’s idea

a lot of the foxes have more than complex relationships with their mother, but everyone readily agrees and they even rope wymack in

nicky stumbles into abby’s office and does an excellent job of being an emotional mess and tearfully asks if they can go back to her house

when they show up, the kitchen is covered in her favorite flowers and everyone has pitched in to make a brunch feast 

at the end it comes out that it was all neil’s idea, and when she goes over to thank him, neils bows his head like an expectant cat so she can plant a kiss

there may have been tears

neil tells everyone about his “count to 10″ deal but how he usually loses it before he can even get halfway

so now whenever neil’s doing press, the team play this game where they guess what number he snaps on 

a reporter asks an insensitive question about last year and neil gets this look in his eye and dan’s like “three” but then matt goes “two” and neil takes a deep breath-

afterward he says it was one

neil begins dropping snippets here and there of his life on the run and it makes everyone go absolutely FERAL

like his life has been so hard and they just want to love him and protect him and make him feel safe

nicky drags him on another shopping trip and renee and andrew end up coming along

renee holds out a shirt to him and says “i know it’s a lighter color than usual, but the fabric is thick enough” and sticks her hand under the collar to demonstrate

neil has his Someone Is Being Nice To Me face and because he stopped functioning andrew grabs it and tosses it into the cart

then there’s a team dinner out and they get a long table and without a word aaron, who looked like he was going to sit at the head with his back to the wall, pauses and then stands aside so neil can take it

it takes him two tries to get a “thank you” out

when they’re in crowded places, neil still gets really uneasy, so andrew uses himself as a slight battering ram to clear the way and renee will link her arm through neil’s so he feels anchored

neil makes an absolutely impossible goal, like of historic proportions, and kevin lifts neil off his feet in a bear hug while beaming

kevin may be the hardest on neil, but he’s also the proudest, because neil has given him so much more than just his game

nicky’s mouth is so wide open aaron uses his racket to close it

i could go on forever and probably will! so pt. 2 is coming soon

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the foxes + vlogging (heavily inspired by the vlogs of numerous women’s soccer teams)

edit: part 2 here!

the only reason why wymack allowed this was because neil asked

the only reason why neil asked is because nicky really wanted to and he would literally do anything for nicky

so on the foxes’ official youtube channel that usually involves more serious stuff like recordings of post match press, mic’d up sessions, etc there are now playlists for “team vlogs” 

the internet goes CRAZY over them, like people who aren’t even that into exy watch them just for the shenanigans and friendship

all the foxes can contribute their own footage, but for certain vlogs the cameras are “officially” passed off to specific people

nicky, allison, and matt are basically pro youtubers with their commentary and lighting and holding of the camera while walking

“hey guys!! welcome back to another foxes vlog” “don’t forget to hit that like button and subscribe for more chaos” “drop a comment down below who pulls off the orange better, me or neil (but we all know it’s me)” 

renee just adorably narrates everything and is super encouraging to everyone around her

“now we’re eating breakfast!” “excellent pass kevin!!” “this is allison, my girlfriend, she looks especially pretty today :)” “this is andrew, one of my best friends, he’s wearing the shirt i got him!”

*andrew, blank faced, uncrosses his arms to display the shirt*

neil and andrew rarely take over but when they do it is a constant stream of dry humor and roasting their teammates

“instead of resting bitch face, i propose resting aaron face, which is the expression one wears when you are short and bitter-” “FILMING PRIVILEGES REVOKED” “like i said, bitter-” 

kevin is way too Formal and Composed so they pair him up with dan, who just does whatever the heck she wants

“kevin, go stand by that fountain” “why?” “it looks nice go stand over there” “but this isn’t relevant to-” “kevin.” *cue kevin, awkwardly standing by a fountain while dan fawns over him like a total mom* 

he also films her being all captainy during practice and clumsily switches the camera to selfie mode to give a stoic thumbs-up

half of what aaron says is “katelyn told me this is what actual youtubers do so uh here you go” *very slow pans of the scenery*

but it’s mostly nicky and allison who host the vlogs, and they really have a knack for capturing the fun times

allison silently lets matt and neil into the girls’ hotel room at an away game and neil proceeds to wake dan up by just…tossing himself onto her sleeping body

when matt is tasked with waking kevin up on the bus, he takes a long muscle roller from abby’s bag and stands as far away as possible to gently poke him on the forehead while everyone else is wheezing

wymack is having a team meeting in a conference room while everyone is groggily picking at their continental breakfast but listening

except for the twins, who nicky zooms in on as they try to blind each other by reflecting the sunlight streaming in through the windows on their wristwatches

*aaron accidentally gets renee in the eye* *andrew accidentally gets dan in the eye* both of them simultaneously: “SWORDS AT DAWN”

both of them simultaneously: *trying to suplex each other for saying the same thing*

after a successful game the foxes (for once) don’t feel like getting shitfaced so instead they wander downtown to hit up food trucks

“neil, tell them what you have” “an akai bowl” “a what” “an akai bowl” “do you mean a-sai-ee?” “that’s not the right pronunciation” “yes it is” “andrew says it’s akai” “oh my GOD-”

renee is filming for one of their gym days and she sets the camera up on various equipment to do her thing, but she always stops to smile into the lens and give a thumbs-up before running off

she captures matt and kevin’s “bro time” which is basically them spotting for each other on the bench press and chatting about their days

it’s the only way to get kevin to stop complaining about weights

allison hijacks the camera to show renee killing it with the pullups and then edits in a bunch of hearts all around her

no one knows why but there’s footage of nicky, dan, and neil running on the court in full gear during a water break to see who can jump and click their heels the best

wymack, abby, and andrew are holding up their fingers to score them

abby of course gives 10s to everyone, but wymack and andrew give dan and nicky 9s while neil gets a 0

there’s also footage from a team night in of all the guys getting their eyebrows plucked for the first time and reacting in various different ways

aaron, matt, nicky: “it really can’t be that-FUCK” 

kevin wordlessly claps a hand over his eye and falls back like he was shot

neil makes a face but is otherwise fine, andrew flatly states: “unpleasant”

whenever neil is sitting at his desk for an end-of-vlog debrief andrew is always on the couch or a beanbag behind him eating ice cream and occasionally interjecting with his own opinions

“so i think that we’re in good shape for next week, because we’ve all been taking really good care of our bodies, and i’m the biggest advocate of that-” *andrew stares into the camera*

the team does a few mukbangs and it’s half-talking and half-loudly trying to figure out where to pass the food/not knowing where their utensils went

they rope wymack in one time and he just keeps on trying to feed everyone else but in the most gruff manner possible

“neil, if you don’t eat a vegetable right now i’m benching you” *smacks nicky’s hand away from renee’s plate* *throws a spoon at matt* *inspects kevin’s food to make sure there’s no nuts even though there’s definitely not nuts*

no one takes responsibility but the ending frame of that vlog is wymack frowning with “#1 dad” in rainbow letters around his head

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