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dramallamadog

2 years ago

Why do I always have the best jokes when no one is around?

Example, there's a spider vibing in my bathroom and I looked at it, threw finger guns at it and said "I won't hurt you if you don't hurt me. But I will hurt myself"

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jokes why am i fucking like this I'm funny by myself it's a curse i didn't hurt myself tw self destruction trigger warning please laugh

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