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Okay but Jonathan is what makes the Mummy, and no one can convince me other wise.

John Hannah as Jonathan Carnahan in The Mummy (1999) dir. by Stephen Sommers

WHAT DOES SCULLY'S HAIR LOOK LIKE TO MULDER IF HE IS RED GREEN COLOR BLIND DAMN CHRIS CARTER

OKAY ANON, I actually went and did some goddamn motherfucking RESEARCH into this because it has been bothering me for YEARS.  I already knew being completely red-green colorblind makes you ineligible for certain assignments in the military, so I did a little digging, and AS IT TURNS OUT, prospective FBI agents would need to pass a colorblindness screening called the Farnsworth D15.  With a slight color deficiency, a candidate could pass this screening, but someone who is completely red-green colorblind would fail.

THEREFORE:

Fox Mulder could not have become an FBI agent, at least not one who is cleared for working in the field, if he had been completely red-green colorblind.  He can see Scully’s luscious red locks JUST FINE… and Chris Carter needs to learn to keep his poorly-thought-out headcanons to himself every once in awhile.

That’s what the 118 is. The family we choose.

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-happy holidays 🤍

So weird it's 2022 and Swanqueen still isn't canon

Whoever drove by with party in the USA blasting from their car radio you’re my hero and I love you