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Nahh cause like wtf red ☹

Nahh cause like wtf red ☹

So a few days ago this guy, who is a friend of the family, walk is and asks,“Do you guys need any ranch?” Since my mother is a classy lady she responds,“Why the fuck would we need ranch?” He proceeds to explain that he knows where the local Hidden Valley Ranch factory is, they ran a test to see if the conveyer belts were properly calibrated, they sent 20 cases with 6 to a case. They didn’t need the extra bottles for reasons so he now has the 80 bottles of ranch. He gave us four, so my father walked out of the kitchen, scaring me half to death asking,“what the shit is with all the goddamn ranch Tina?” My mother, emerging from the bathroom responds,“He found the Hidden Valley!”

So for my moms B-day I wanted to make her brownies from scratch, but to fill out the recipient I needed 1cup of butter which equals 2 sticks. We only have 2 sticks of butter in my house. I felt bad for using up all of the bitter so I left this note for my dad along with money to buy new butter. I cleaned out the butter tin and left this note inside. I believe this is what my mother truly wants.

Guess who accidentally erased his housamo data in an effort to access the transient stones shop? I hate it here :). Anyway, I still can’t access the transient stones shop sooooo.... I’m just going to cry over my lost 5 stars Akiha Gongen and Tindalos.