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LISTEN!! Hear me out!

I'm getting to know a guy and I am not saying that to brag or anything, it's just relevant to the story.

Anyway, about this guy, don't get me wrong, he ist sweet, caring, kind to others and I appreciate him a lot. But omg, if I can give u one advise, don't read some anything fanfiction or imagines or one shots about any fictional character, when u get to know someone. Ur standards go through the roof. U see, I just read this beautiful story about Legolas online and omg the way I was humbled omg. Like I said the guy, I'm talking to right now, he is amazing, but omg he really only does not use this full power to woop me up of my feet HAHAHAHAH like CANT U BE A LITTLE BIT MORE LIKE LEGOLAS?!

But before anyone says anything, don't get me wrong, I know this stories are so sicking sweet but still unrealistic. So I know that. But imagine someone loving u so fucking deeply to treat u that way that all those fictional men are treating us. God dammit, to be fictional for once....