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7 months ago
okay, so let's take Zeus' prophecy a little too directly and imagine that Odysseus actually adopted little Astyanax
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5-years-old Astyanax *crying*: DAD, I'M SORRY! I DROPPED THE CANDLE AND NOW YOUR CHAIR IS ON FIRE!
Odysseus:
Odyseus, mid-heart attack: Is- Is that it???
*looks on the sky and pointing at Astyanax*: HE DID IT, ALRIGHT? EVERYONE SAW IT? HE. DID IT. Throne and house are burning. We're done here.
*thunder*
Odysseus:
Odysseus: I take it as yes.
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