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I asked ChatGPT to write Pokémon blueshipping mpreg.
The results were....disturbing.
Prompt: Write a Pokémon fanfiction in which Meowth impregnates James with a kitten and Jessie does not approve of their actions.
(I should have specified that James would consent to the mpreg in the story. I didn't and got this.)
Content warning: This fanfiction contains adult themes and may not be suitable for all audiences.
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Jessie stormed into the Team Rocket headquarters, slamming the door behind her. She was fuming, and it was clear to everyone in the room that something was bothering her.
"What's wrong, Jessie?" James asked, concern etched across his face.
"It's Meowth," Jessie spat. "He's gone too far this time."
"What did he do?" James asked, looking confused.
"He impregnated you, James!" Jessie exclaimed.
James's eyes went wide as he took in what Jessie had just said. "What? How is that even possible?"
"Meowth used his psychic powers to make it happen," Jessie explained. "And now you're carrying a kitten. I can't believe he would do something like this without even consulting us first."
James looked down at his stomach, which was visibly swollen. He could feel the kitten moving around inside of him, and it was a strange and unsettling sensation. He wasn't sure how he felt about becoming a father – especially not in such an unconventional way.
"I don't know what to do," James said, his voice trembling. "I never expected anything like this to happen."
"We'll figure it out," Jessie said, taking his hand in hers. "But first, we need to talk to Meowth. He can't just go around impregnating people without their consent."
They made their way to Meowth's quarters, where they found him lounging on his bed, looking smug.
"What's up, guys?" he asked, grinning.
"You know exactly what's up," Jessie snapped. "You impregnated James without even asking him first. How could you do something so irresponsible?"
Meowth's expression soured as he realized that Jessie was angry with him. "I did it for the good of Team Rocket," he said. "We need more members, and I thought this was the best way to accomplish that."
"That's ridiculous," Jessie said. "You can't just go around forcing people to have babies. James didn't want this."
"I'm sorry," Meowth said, his tone contrite. "I didn't mean to upset anyone. I just thought I was doing what was best for the team."
"Well, you were wrong," Jessie said. "And now we have to deal with the consequences. James is pregnant, and we have to figure out how to take care of him and the kitten."
Meowth nodded, looking ashamed. "I'll do whatever it takes to make things right," he said.
For the next few weeks, James carried the kitten inside of him, growing more and more uncomfortable as the due date approached. Jessie and Meowth did their best to take care of him, bringing him food and water and helping him get around. But it was clear that James was struggling – both physically and emotionally.
Finally, the day of the birth arrived. Jessie and Meowth helped James into a makeshift birthing chamber, where he went into labor. It was a difficult and painful process, but after several hours, he gave birth to a healthy kitten.
As soon as the kitten was born, Jessie scooped it up, cradling it in her arms. She looked down at the tiny creature, and her heart melted. Despite everything that had happened, she couldn't help feeling a deep love for the little kitten.
"I guess we're a family now," she said, looking at James and Meowth. "And we'll do whatever it takes to take care of each other – no matter what."
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That might have been on the same level as the badfic twelve!me wrote.
Though I can't help but think that in a different story (one in which James consented to this), it would be funny that Jessie has to tell James that he's pregnant for him to realize it.