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Being Pregnant With Peter Maximoff’s Baby Would Include . . .
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~ Finding out you were pregnant was a shock. Normally you both were safe but there were times were that went out the window.
~ Just cause it was a shock didn’t mean you weren’t happy and excited
~ Peter however was the most ecstatic
~ Running around telling everyone
~ His powers coming in handy a lot during the pregnancy, especially for food runs.
~ Waking up a lot since you both are pretty sure you're having a baby speedster.
~ Craving the weirdest things
~ Luckily not much heartburn the little speedster seems to burn off everything inside before it can happen.
~ Peter becoming extremely protective
~ The other's joking about how protective he has gotten.
~ Peter could careless about the teasing that's his girl and baby
~ No missions during pregnancy and he doesn’t want you even monitoring the computers from the mansion.
~ Tons of baby stuff getting bought from everyone
~ All the X-MEN being excited to have a little one running around
~ Waking up at 3am a lot, the baby thinking it’s time to party.
~ Missing going out and saving the world but luckily nothing to big happens during your pregnancy time.
~ It being a reguarltively normal pregnancy. Besides the hints of the fact, the baby is defifently going to be a mutant.
~ It being a happy day when you finally go into labor and getting to meet the little one.
Headcanon that when Erik (Magneto) is nervous/angry/worried he unknowingly makes everything near him vibrates. Similarly when Peter gets worried or nervous his speech and actions start getting faster
X-Mansion headcanons because X-men brainrot
Jean once accidentally lifted the whole mansion because she was so happy to see Scott alive after a long mission. (I hc that when Jean feels a strong emotion she just makes things float)
Peter once filled the bathtub with twinkies. His excuse: I needed somewhere to stash my twinkies.
Jean, Scott, Peter, Jubilee and Ororo all made Erik listen to metal music because he can control metal.
He hated it.
Peter once slipped and fell in front of Erik.
He thinks about it every night before he sleeps.
Hank works also as the school nurse.
idk a lot about Jubilee but i feel her and Peter would hang out a lot and blast music.
Kurt can be seen swinging on the chandelier on multiple occasions.
He has broken said chandelier on multiple occasions.
Kurt and Erik talk in German and everyone just stares at them confused.
Logan has broken multiple of Scott’s stuff
Headcanon that legit everyone in the mansion, and I mean everyone, knows that Peter is Erik’s son. Of course, everyone except Erik.
Mystique: So uh, Erik, how do you feel about Peter?
Erik, oblivious: Hm? Oh. He’s like a son to me. A very chaotic son.
Everyone who’s hearing the conversation:
Dadneto headcanons <3
Pt. 1 because head empty too much dadneto.
Peter has called Erik dad on multiple occasions. Erik thinks nothing of it and thinks Peter only sees him as a father figure.
Everyone finds this hilarious
Scott would stroll up on to Erik and just go: How’s your son?
and Erik would not even flinch and go: You mean Peter? He’s fine.
Peter gets progressively more confused on how Erik doesn’t realise that Peter is his son.
He met Magda at the academy one day, and was like: Oh so you’re Peter’s mom? I see. Glad you found someone else.
Everyone is bamboozled on how he doesn’t realise.
No one has told him because Peter doesn’t want them too.
Peter has threatened to fill their rooms with various food objects.
No one knows if he’s serious but everyone knows he could do it.
Erik has caught Peter sneaking out on multiple occasions.
It always ends with him getting scolded or Erik helping him sneak out.
If he gets scolded, Scott and Storm would tease him.
“Your dad didn’t let you go out last night?”
Charles is highly amused by the whole situation.
Random headcanons for the X-Men
The mansion has gone through so much property damage. It’s a good thing that Charles is a rich man.
Kurt when he gets excited he just spontaneously teleports. It’s not even far he’s still in the same room.
It’s just : Omg Storm! *teleports* Did you know! *teleports* that! *teleports* I got *teleports* An A! *teleports!* in math?!
Scott has zapped Logan’s cigar out of his hand.
Logan has punched Scott before. He doesn’t go easy on him during training.
Peter sometimes brings his little sister to the mansion.
Storm, Jubilee, Scott and Jean are all very bad influences to Peter’s little sister.
Peter is not that good either but he’s desperately trying to keep his sister out of trouble and good.
Storm to Peter’s little sister: Hey do you want me to teach you a curse word?
Peter: STORM NO-
Peter is a good babysitter.
Charles and Raven were very worried when the others said Peter was taking care of the younger students.
They expected the mansion to be a MESS.
When they came Peter was just chilling with a movie on and braiding a younger mutant’s hair.
He’s now the babysitter of the house.
Dadneto headcanons pt.2
Writers note: Man i love Oblivious Erik. He’s so smart but yet so oblivious.
There are bets going around on who will break first.
Either Erik is gonna find out or Peter is going to tell.
They all try to tell Erik in a non obvious way. It doesn’t work.
“Hey Erik, you know Peter was born today like 19 years ago? Btw what were you doing 19 years and 9 months ago?”
Erik just rolls his eyes and snorts.
Erik calls Peter “kid”.
When Erik first called Peter that Peter legitimately froze.
He was walking away from him and just “Alright see you later kid,” and Peter just stopped walking.
Charles sends them on missions together in which they have to play father and son.
Peter curses at him internally.
Charles is all smug about it.
Erik (finally) gets suspicious.
Yet he doesn’t want to put Peter on the spot.
So he pretends to be clueless.
Erik isnt that suspicious hes just like: Lmao would be funny if I’m Peters actual dad you know? I mean it’s possible coz Magda. Right Charles?
Charles breathing in deeply: Yeah. So funny.
Legit it’s just a game of who’ll break first.
omg unfortunately i don’t have an Ao3 account but i bet this is amazing!! I’ll reblog this so anyone whose interested can read it!!
Dadneto headcanons pt.2
Writers note: Man i love Oblivious Erik. He’s so smart but yet so oblivious.
There are bets going around on who will break first.
Either Erik is gonna find out or Peter is going to tell.
They all try to tell Erik in a non obvious way. It doesn’t work.
“Hey Erik, you know Peter was born today like 19 years ago? Btw what were you doing 19 years and 9 months ago?”
Erik just rolls his eyes and snorts.
Erik calls Peter “kid”.
When Erik first called Peter that Peter legitimately froze.
He was walking away from him and just “Alright see you later kid,” and Peter just stopped walking.
Charles sends them on missions together in which they have to play father and son.
Peter curses at him internally.
Charles is all smug about it.
Erik (finally) gets suspicious.
Yet he doesn’t want to put Peter on the spot.
So he pretends to be clueless.
Erik isnt that suspicious hes just like: Lmao would be funny if I’m Peters actual dad you know? I mean it’s possible coz Magda. Right Charles?
Charles breathing in deeply: Yeah. So funny.
Legit it’s just a game of who’ll break first.
Would be funny if the way Peter told Erik he was his son was by showing him the “you are my dad~” vine and then speeding away.
A Cheaper by the Dozen style AU where Charles leaves Erik in charge of the X-Men(who are kids/teens) for a month and now Erik has to figure out how to manage a group of rowdy mutant kids on his own
And of course he can’t let Charles know that everything is going wrong and he can’t control these kids to save his life so he just acts like everything’s fine and dandy meanwhile Peter’s bungee jumping off of the roof
Erik: Peter’s my son? but how? He’s so impulsive and reckless.
Also Erik:
Charles: we should wait
Erik: haha lol nah i’m gonna kill that man.
The absolute chaos that would happen if Peter Maximoff and Peter Parker met-
Peter. P: How fast do you think we can go if you ran off a building and I quickly shot a web
Peter M: I don't know, lets find out
Wanda, Dr.Strange, Tony, Erik and Charles: NO- ABSOLUTELY NOT-
ERIK AND KID!PETER HEADCANONS YALL
ERIK AND KID PETER. THATS ALL.
Alright so Erik learns about peter and has like split custody with Magda
Erik has referred to Peter as my sweet baby boy ITS CANON TO ME-
Peter wins all the ‘My dad could beat up your dad’
Even if he didn’t have a mutation Erik probably could beat all the other dads-
UNCLE CHARLES AND WINE AUNT RAVEN
Charles and Raven tells Peter embarrassing things his father has done.
Charles also tells him things they did when they were younger (Raven sticks with embarrassing stories)
Raven teaches him how to escape the law
Raven SHOWS HIM ALL THE GOOD MUSIC
Spends time at the mansion and is one of the first students to be enrolled at the school
ERIK MAKES DAD JOKES
ERIK COMES TO ALL HIS SPORTS EVENTS
Peter has been banned from all the running events because he beat everyone (obviously)
Erik to the other students and Charles: Sounds like a skill issue tbh-
Charles: ERIK THEY ARE 8
ERIK TUCKS PETER IN
ERIK TELLS HIM BEDTIME STORIES
ERIK TRIES TO BE THERE FOR PETER
ERIK BEING A GOOD FATHER
Logan and Remy get into a screaming match except it's Cajun French vs (super rusty) 19th Century Canadian French mixed with a few Japanese words/phrases
I think it was pre-beach HOWEVER I am equally drawn to the tragic gays sharing their first kiss as old men about to die thinking about all the time they regret spending apart while they were madly in love for 50 years
he’s a guest speaker. the kids love him, the team hates it, charles has never been so happy and secretly listens to all his lectures
I feel like theres gonna come a point in the X-men universe where theres nothin for it but to have Magneto start to teach at the school