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my Xmen OC (Lucy blue)
MY HEADCANNONS
HC:
Charles hates being called Charlie
Erik’s handwriting is absolutely atrocious
MY HEADCANNONS
HC:
Charles hates being called Charlie
Erik’s handwriting is absolutely atrocious
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government: fight your maniac ex. dumbledore *filing his nails, looking at a gay mirror*: um no this gay pendant doohickey says I can't sorry. meanwhile charles xavier who hasnt shaved or taken a single shower since the divorce screaming at the top of his lungs in a metal wheelchair: ERIIIIIIK STOooOOP
If nobody got me Charles Xavier poking needles into himself and crying over a murderer got me.
I know we make fun of them for being consistently on again off again for half a century but OLD CHERIK SCRATCH SUCH A PARTICULAR ITCH IN MY BRAIN??? It's literally the notebook, it's every great love story ever, it's the ultimate goal, to grow old together. In sickness and in health bitch for better or for worse
Mystique : Bitchlet, is it true you told Magneto you'd have killed Charles for him?
Pyro: Yeah man, I don't know why he freaked out on me, I thought they were sworn enemies.
Wolverine: That's his husband, bub.
I hope we all collectively understand Magneto's cape has no combative or power related function. He's just extra like that.
x men prequel: have you ever wondered why professor x is baaald?
me: I mean not really? Old people lose hair because of genetics it's not that deep
Prequel: IT Was mAGNetO's FaulT
me: naturally, what about the wheelchair?
Prequel: GAY DIVORCE GONE WRONG
me: ooookay.
Erik "Magneto" Lennsherr is canonically a sub and none of you ever acknowledge it. For what? Because you can't let go of bottom Charles fanon? Weak.
"you can make me do anything" *smiles gayly*
"I wouldn't be able disobey you if I wanted"
DISOBEY????!! HOMEBOY IS MEOWING, CAT NOT IN HEAT, CAT UP IN FLAMES
"have you come to rescue me?"
Sir please there are people around
If I was raised by cherik, magneto would sooo be my favourite mom because remember when Raven brought up the very real issue of being visibly gay, sorry mutated Charles just treats her like a vain teenage girl, which again you shouldn't dismiss anyone feeling insecure period but Charles didn't acknowledge how isolating it was for her. He gaslights Jean in every continuity then gets pissed and gaslights anyone who calls him out on it. Had this weird incredibly harmful transactional model minority thing going on with his making child soldiers out of the x men and in doing so instead of fighting for their rights he settled for conditional tolerance.
Whereas Erik helps Raven get over her internalised mutantphobia, tells Jean it's okay to go apeshit and wants mutant rights without any conditions. His idealogies are deeply flawed but what matters is his actions are mostly defensive and ya know the plan he had in the first ever x men movie? If his execution had been a little bit better it would have been downright noble. Plus he apologized.
Look morally and politically they both suck but if I had girl troubles, Magneto would want me to taste the blood of anyone who cheated on me while Charles told me some bullshit hippie white boy quote about how to find my zen, to be the bigger person. If I got body dysmorphia Magneto would tell me I'm beautiful, Charles would call me self centred.
Girls I don't wanna slowly become a Charles anti or anything I understand he's a necessary evil and gay people surviving to get old makes me emotional but a huge chunk of the reason why he survived besides his """enemy""" being his husband is him being a gay person for the straights. Just a weird garbage man throwing people under the bus to make himself look good like Ellen DeGeneres or Karl Lagerfeld yk?
“My son, Quicksilver.”
What's my favourite scene in X-Men First Class? Well, easy, it's the scene where Hank shows up as Beast for the first time in the hangar. Why, you may ask?
Because, after the eternally hilarious exchange that is "never looked better man" "dont mock me" and Hank choking the life out of Erik,
After he puts him down and you can see behind them, we reach my favourite part of this scene:
Alex, who had been 2 seconds away from Actually mocking him, realising that after the bullshit he's been putting him through, Hank would have Genuinely Fucking Killed Him
'Holy shit, do not call him a bozo he will shatter your spine. do NOT-'
cherik in x-men last stand….
“my single greatest regret is that he had to die”
“Charles Xavier did more for mutants than you will ever know”
GAYYYYY
just re-watched first class and feeling insane about how Erik literally made Charles who he is. Erik was the second mutant Charles ever met (after raven). when Charles says “you’re not alone” he’s saying it as much to himself as he is to Erik. and without Erik, Charles would have went to find other mutants with the CIA and would never have taken such a caring protective role with them. Erik showed him the need to build a safe sanctuary for mutants and care for those who felt so alone and unloved.