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I can't stop laughing at this 🤣

Dadpool knocking on the Batcave door in a dressing gown and comedy boxers like "Welp, I'm here to pick up my kid." Not even caring that he's got hit by 7 batarangs and got stabbed by Damien's sword as he just picks up Y/N. (There's also a 7/10 chance he'd also try and adopt Jason right there too.)

Yan!dad!Wade, pulling up to Wayne Manor in a baby pink nightgown, bunny slippers and a old lady wig with rollers sticking out of it all the while still wearing his Deadpool suit underneath: I’m here to pick up my kiddo!

Yan!Batfamily: Whose man’s is this??????👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

*Yan!dad!Wade proceeds to pick up the Reader and carry them under his arm like nothing, not caring how much bigger or smaller they are compared to him or the various weapons/injuries he’s taken from the Batfamily’s attempts to keep their new weird bby*

Also, Yan!dad!Wade on his way out still carrying Reader under his arm like luggage, stopping to look over at Yan!bro!Jason: *pointing* You, you look like you’ve been through some shit. You’d be a great brother for Y/n! You’re more than welcome to come home with us and be a part of our fucked up family!

Yan!bro!Jason, quickly weighing over the pros and cons: ………..Okay🤷🏻‍♂️

Yan!Batfamily:😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶 n o

Also, Yan!Batfamily: The annoying stranger only came for one and he left with two, what the actual fuck just happened….🙃🫠???