Yandere Dialogues - Tumblr Posts

[Yandere! Witch]: My dear! Would you be a doll and fetch me the saliva of a werewolf?

[Familiar Darling]: Of course, sir! (You rush out the door)

5 minutes later

[Familiar Darling]:I'm back! (Holding out a bottle of saliva while IN covered in saliva)

[Yandere! Witch]: Ugh, dear, what happened to you?

[Familiar Darling]: I played with the werewolf( handing out the bottle).

[Yandere! Witch]: Umm..thank you dear (waved his hand, and the saliva covering you disappeared).

[Yandere! Witch]: But still take a bath; the dirty mutt could still track you.

[Familiar darling]: Yes, sir! (Running upstairs)

[Yandere! Witch]: Ahh, yes, it's almost done (starring the boiling pot).

[Yandere! Witch]: Thanks to my darling familiar! , I have now finished making my soul blinding potion (pouring the bottle of werewolf's saliva into the pot)

[Yandere! Witch]: Now I can be with my darling forever! Nothing will tear us apart, even death! HAHAHAHHAH!

With [familiar darling]

HAHAAHAHAHAHA

[Familiar darling]: There he goes again, laughing to himself.

[Familiar darling]: silly master~(shaking their head)

[Villain Darling]: (sipping on their coffee while enjoying the quiet atmosphere)

[Yandere! Hero]: (Appears out of the bushes) Stop Right There Evil Doer! (Slaps the coffee out of your hand)

[Villain Darling]: What the f*ck! (You stood up)

[Yandere! Hero] It's time to pay for your crimes! (Points at you)

[Villain Darling]: CAN WE DO THIS TOMORROW?!

[Yandere! Hero]: I'm sorry what-?

[Villain Darling] it's literally my day-off!

[Yandere! Hero]: (Gets embarrass and put his hand on his neck) O-Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't know!

[Villain Darling]: You just have to ruined my day (rolling your eyes)

[Yandere! Hero]: I-I'm really sorry! Here! I'll buy you a new fresh cup of coffee!

[Villain Darling]: Good! Make you sure you add a pastry there too!

[Yandere! Hero]: R-Right away! (Rushing off to a nearby cafe)

{The day ended with the villain enjoying their fresh cup of coffee with a pastry to eat, as the hero went back to the hero's headquarters to explain why he didn't capture the villain.}