Yandere Quotes - Tumblr Posts

[Villain Darling]: (sipping on their coffee while enjoying the quiet atmosphere)

[Yandere! Hero]: (Appears out of the bushes) Stop Right There Evil Doer! (Slaps the coffee out of your hand)

[Villain Darling]: What the f*ck! (You stood up)

[Yandere! Hero] It's time to pay for your crimes! (Points at you)

[Villain Darling]: CAN WE DO THIS TOMORROW?!

[Yandere! Hero]: I'm sorry what-?

[Villain Darling] it's literally my day-off!

[Yandere! Hero]: (Gets embarrass and put his hand on his neck) O-Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't know!

[Villain Darling]: You just have to ruined my day (rolling your eyes)

[Yandere! Hero]: I-I'm really sorry! Here! I'll buy you a new fresh cup of coffee!

[Villain Darling]: Good! Make you sure you add a pastry there too!

[Yandere! Hero]: R-Right away! (Rushing off to a nearby cafe)

{The day ended with the villain enjoying their fresh cup of coffee with a pastry to eat, as the hero went back to the hero's headquarters to explain why he didn't capture the villain.}