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FUCK IT. ANOTHER REQUEST 😈 I’m starving for kankri content rn so maybe yandere kankri headcanons? pls and thank!

👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁, this is my first yandere thing man

Yandere Kankri Vantas headcann9ns

BOY HOWDY YALL MAKIN ME REAL BLUSHY TODAY 😳😳

Kankri is a simple man- er- troll. He expects nothing but is still let down by his. S t u p I d friends.

But then, you appear. Just someone regular. No popping features. But that drew him towards you. You didn’t try. You were perfect just by being yourself. When he finally came up to you he was so nervous, he expected you to be annoying and brash like his so called friends.

And no, he wasn’t nervous because he was “shy” he was nervous because you were perfect. He wasn’t nervous because of you, he was nervous for you. He wanted you to be perfect. And you were.

He came up to you, ready with a long and friendly introduction. When you turned to him, he almost froze. You smiled at him. You smiled. He knew that you were perfect from that day on. But when you spoke. It was absolutely perfect. Time froze. All he heard was your voice. It’s all he wanted to hear

“Hey!” You extended you hand out to him, “oh wait! Porrim said you’re kankri right, let me list my triggers”

Y-you knew who he was? Because if Porrim? You cared about his triggers? You cared about how he would have felt if you would have touched his hand without permission?

“Yes, I am kankri. Thank y9u f9r listing y9ur triggers. I’m glad t9 kn9w that at least s9me9ne has respect f9r 9thers. Let me 6egin my saying my triggers”

By the time he was finished he expected you to be zoned out or ignoring him; he turned back to see you in, complete focus, nodding along.

That’s it, he’s gone over the edge. In your first conversation you had already managed to wrap him around your finger.

Let me tell you something, when kankri falls, he falls hard. Every moment of the day is spent with you. Being your personal space, starring at you, and when (gog forbid) he’s busy? He’s wanting you. Watching you. Where? Where is he watching? Oh I’m sorry dear, I cann9t say

He’s always watching. Making sure no one. And I mean no one, is even looking at you the wrong way. He has thousands upon thousands of pictures of you.

He’s just so red for you! So.. so... in love. Oh gog he’s in love with you.

Im in love with them, Im in l9ve with them, Im in l9ve with them, Im in l9ve with them, Im in l9ve with them

Oh it felt so good to just hear himself mutter it. Oh- Wait what’s that... there’s... someone else... talking to you.

N9, n9, n9 that w9n’t d9 at all. My red l9ve. My mate. Please d9n’t speak t9 them. Please please please please PLEASE G9G FUCK

That’s it. He’s gone. He wanted you. He craved you. No one else could have you. Especially not the person you were speaking too. They won’t do at all. Please forgive him. Please?

Kankri, hated violence, really any confederation at all. But the feeling, of thick blood on his hands just felt amazing. It felt so good knowing it was for you. He’d kill thousands more just for you. As long as you’d love him.

He washes the blood.

He puts on a fresh clothes.

He smiles.

He walks to his husktop and opens trollion.

He invites you to dinner.

He has prepared the bloody dinner.

He smiles as he hears the doorbell ring.

Ah yes, they’re here. And dinners already done. Perfect

The door opens to reveal you, with your patient smile.

He opened the door.

The second you walked in the stench of copper filled your lugs, “kankri? What is that...?”

“N9thing t9 w9rry a69ut.... N9thing at all.”

“Kankri? I feel a bit lightheaded. Could you get me some water”

Then it all went black.

He keeps you chained to a wall. Grotesque, I know. He’s always touching you. Being around you. Forcing you to kiss him. To hold him. Please red love. It’s all he wants. He sits on your lap most of the time. Cooing and fondaling over you.

If His silver tongue manages to convince you to love him well there’s no problem! You will die together! You’re going to be togther forever. He’ll never get tired of you. He’ll eventually let you out and walk around. But he always and I mean always. Makes sure to rub his sweat glands into you. You need to smell like mutant scum. Just like him.

If not well, enjoy the long run. He’s not a patient Troll. He wants you. You are his. You want him just as much. You need him like the air you need to breath. He is your life. Just like you are his. But sweetheart, don’t think you’re in the clear. He will burn you, cut you, bruise you, anything to make sure you get it. He will punish you until you understand, he’s carved his name into your very flesh. Don’t worry red love

He loves you. 

If you're currently taking requests, could I maybe get some hcs for a yandere Kankri with an equally obsessive/protective matesprit? And maybe he catches them after the act of 'getting rid of' someone who they deemed too close to kanny? Only if you have time and find it interesting enough though~ Sidenote, I hope you're having a wonderful day or night!

YES I AM BECOMING A YANDERE BLOG YES

Yandere Kankri Vantas with a protective S/9

Oh the sweet metallic blood dripping down your body. One less problem. One less person to keep you away from your dear sweet kanny. You never thought you like to feeling of crushing someone’s body with you battle axe. The blood felt so warm. Not as warm as kanny’s. Everything was perfect.

“Darling? What are y9u d9ing?” Wait-

The sound of someone walking towards you woke you up from your blood soaked trance.

Step

Step

“Wait- kanny it’s not what you think. Please don’t look at me at me like that-“

“9h darling, why w9uld I 6e mad?”

The feeling of warmth ingulfing you was enough you make you euphoric. Oh he loved you, he loves you, he loves you. Oh god. He loves you. Now you could be together forever. In a blood soaked dance of death and love.

On kankri was absolutely euphoric when he saw you covered in the blood of his friends

He was twitching in anticipation just to hold you. He didn’t need to hurt anyone now

You’re were his and he was yours. And no one. Not even death could take you away from him.

He’s over protective of you. He doesn’t have to kidnap you which is less work for him.

He’s always going to be clinging to you like it’s the end of the world. He loves you so much and how over protective you are

You glare at anyone else who looks at kankri even slightly. You’re always holding on to him tightly.

You’re always overly jealous of literally anyone he speaks to. You’ll kiss him rapidly whenever he does that.

Who’s the top? You are.

I have another request, kind of connected to my last one! Hm.,, How do you think yandere Kankri would react to being chained up by his s/o in his sleep? My idea was s/o got paranoid abt him lying abt loving them after they killed his friend(s), but really it can be whatever you'd like! ♡ I'm just curious how you think he'd react to it - would he reassure them? Feel offended by their distrust in him? Get excited about them being extra possessive? The possibilities are practically endless y'know?

Yandere Kankri Vantas with a protective S/9, the sequel

The chains were on perfectly. Not tight enough that he wouldn’t be able to move but not loose enough that he could run and hurt you or himself

You paced the room. This was wrong, you’ve already killed his friends. There’s so way he’d leave you.

He loved you

Of course he did, why did you have to go and mess shit up!

Oh no. He’s waking up. Oh no.

“Darling? Where am I?”

He looked at his wrists. Then he looked around the room. He looked at his disheveled clothes, and then finally at you.

“You were lying to me! You said you weren’t going to leave! But I know you don’t love me! Who would ever love a monster like me?!”

“9h darling? Is that all? Y9u’re s9 cute when y9u’re jeal9us. Y9u went t9 all 9f the tr9u6le just t9 keep me with y9u? Even when I wasn’t planning 9n leaving? 6ut sense y9u sh9wed such distrust in me, unchain me please.”

You unchained him and went in to hug him. He pushed you away and walked out of whatever shit hole you were keeping him in.

You tried to get him to say something to you, anything! But he just ignored you and walked right out of the room.

This is y9ur punishment darling. Until y9u learn t9 trust him, he’s g9ing t9 ign9re y9u. S9rry.

You should’ve had more trust in your matesprite.

S9rry darling.