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Kankri Vantas general headcann9ns

Oh boy here we go

You both meet in the dream bubbles, ya know when he’s dead

If you’re a human he’d be very interested to meet you. But if you’re a troll he’d be a bit more annoyed about your presence. So you’re gonna have to try a little bit harder to get his attention

He’s a little problematic as we know, so if you’re human and you’re the first one he sees get prepared for and earful of questions.

“Hell9 human I wanted t9 speak t9 y9u a69ut s9me human f9rmed questi9ns that y9u w9uld 6e a6le t9 answer f9r me. Let me 6eing 6y listing my triggers-“

“Oh hey yeah, sure, ask away”

He’d be a bit flabbergasted if you managed to listen through his entire speech and answer whenever he asks a question.

He mostly observes you from far away.

Now if you’re a troll you may have to try a lot harder to get his attention. Unless you’re a lime blood because if so you WILL get an earful of questions

You might have to listen to all of his speeches and tag your triggers before talking to you before he starts to like you.

Now when he figures out he likes you it’s a wild ride

“P9rrim it has c9me t9 my attenti9n that the human is very attractive, n9t in a red way, h9wever in a general sense 9f the w9rd “attractive”. I d9n’t kn9w what this feeling is. They’re n9t ann9ying 9r 6rash like mituna. N9r are they assh9lish like Cr9nus. There is a feeling in my 6l99d pumper whenever they are near. I 6elieve they are carrying a disease-“

“Kanny, yo+u’re red fo+r them”

“A6s9lutely n9t! Red feelings are a6s9lutely pr9hi6ited under any circumstances, even if the pers9n wh9 the red feelings MAY 6e directed at are an a6s9lutely perfect in every way”

So he goes to the two stupidest people alive for help, Cronus and mituna. And they both give him the same advice

“Confess you fuckin vwriggler”

“Y34H D0N’7 83 4 FUCK1NG C0W4RD”

So he does what any normal troll would do.

Avoid you.

Eventually it gets annoying and you absolutely have to tell him about your red feelings for him

“Please get 9ut 9f my pers9nal space- Wait did y9u just say y9u were red f9r me?”

For the first time since getting told off by dave- this fucking asshole is quiet

Dates planned my Porrim are an absolute must. She and Kanaya make both of your outfits. It’s mostly holding hands and quietly reading.

Unless it’s not. Sometimes it’s running from kurloz because kankri said something abliest again. But hey, he’s working on it because you said you didn’t like when he talked like that to mituna

He’s trying his best

And hey! You’re having a good three way day with Cronus.

It’s mostly him following along because he has no other friends but just let him say it’s a three way date please he needs it

Kankri isn’t big on Touching. Behind closed doors or in the open. He will, however, hold your hand and give you small pecks on the cheek.

Short quick kisses on main

Overall, a sweet guy if you get use to him

FUCK IT. ANOTHER REQUEST 😈 I’m starving for kankri content rn so maybe yandere kankri headcanons? pls and thank!

👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁, this is my first yandere thing man

Yandere Kankri Vantas headcann9ns

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Kankri is a simple man- er- troll. He expects nothing but is still let down by his. S t u p I d friends.

But then, you appear. Just someone regular. No popping features. But that drew him towards you. You didn’t try. You were perfect just by being yourself. When he finally came up to you he was so nervous, he expected you to be annoying and brash like his so called friends.

And no, he wasn’t nervous because he was “shy” he was nervous because you were perfect. He wasn’t nervous because of you, he was nervous for you. He wanted you to be perfect. And you were.

He came up to you, ready with a long and friendly introduction. When you turned to him, he almost froze. You smiled at him. You smiled. He knew that you were perfect from that day on. But when you spoke. It was absolutely perfect. Time froze. All he heard was your voice. It’s all he wanted to hear

“Hey!” You extended you hand out to him, “oh wait! Porrim said you’re kankri right, let me list my triggers”

Y-you knew who he was? Because if Porrim? You cared about his triggers? You cared about how he would have felt if you would have touched his hand without permission?

“Yes, I am kankri. Thank y9u f9r listing y9ur triggers. I’m glad t9 kn9w that at least s9me9ne has respect f9r 9thers. Let me 6egin my saying my triggers”

By the time he was finished he expected you to be zoned out or ignoring him; he turned back to see you in, complete focus, nodding along.

That’s it, he’s gone over the edge. In your first conversation you had already managed to wrap him around your finger.

Let me tell you something, when kankri falls, he falls hard. Every moment of the day is spent with you. Being your personal space, starring at you, and when (gog forbid) he’s busy? He’s wanting you. Watching you. Where? Where is he watching? Oh I’m sorry dear, I cann9t say

He’s always watching. Making sure no one. And I mean no one, is even looking at you the wrong way. He has thousands upon thousands of pictures of you.

He’s just so red for you! So.. so... in love. Oh gog he’s in love with you.

Im in love with them, Im in l9ve with them, Im in l9ve with them, Im in l9ve with them, Im in l9ve with them

Oh it felt so good to just hear himself mutter it. Oh- Wait what’s that... there’s... someone else... talking to you.

N9, n9, n9 that w9n’t d9 at all. My red l9ve. My mate. Please d9n’t speak t9 them. Please please please please PLEASE G9G FUCK

That’s it. He’s gone. He wanted you. He craved you. No one else could have you. Especially not the person you were speaking too. They won’t do at all. Please forgive him. Please?

Kankri, hated violence, really any confederation at all. But the feeling, of thick blood on his hands just felt amazing. It felt so good knowing it was for you. He’d kill thousands more just for you. As long as you’d love him.

He washes the blood.

He puts on a fresh clothes.

He smiles.

He walks to his husktop and opens trollion.

He invites you to dinner.

He has prepared the bloody dinner.

He smiles as he hears the doorbell ring.

Ah yes, they’re here. And dinners already done. Perfect

The door opens to reveal you, with your patient smile.

He opened the door.

The second you walked in the stench of copper filled your lugs, “kankri? What is that...?”

“N9thing t9 w9rry a69ut.... N9thing at all.”

“Kankri? I feel a bit lightheaded. Could you get me some water”

Then it all went black.

He keeps you chained to a wall. Grotesque, I know. He’s always touching you. Being around you. Forcing you to kiss him. To hold him. Please red love. It’s all he wants. He sits on your lap most of the time. Cooing and fondaling over you.

If His silver tongue manages to convince you to love him well there’s no problem! You will die together! You’re going to be togther forever. He’ll never get tired of you. He’ll eventually let you out and walk around. But he always and I mean always. Makes sure to rub his sweat glands into you. You need to smell like mutant scum. Just like him.

If not well, enjoy the long run. He’s not a patient Troll. He wants you. You are his. You want him just as much. You need him like the air you need to breath. He is your life. Just like you are his. But sweetheart, don’t think you’re in the clear. He will burn you, cut you, bruise you, anything to make sure you get it. He will punish you until you understand, he’s carved his name into your very flesh. Don’t worry red love

He loves you. 

Pls,,kankri kissin headcanons,, smoochin

He has no lips. How will he get a kiss kiss? Very ugly no kiss for him.

Kankri Vantas kissing headcann9ns

He’s very very cautious about kissing. He’s very touch starved, as most of the characters are in this series except for nepeta (personal headcannon), but he’s just to distrusting of people that he can’t bring himself to physically touch another person.

If you want to even try and get close to him you’d need to be very very careful. Stating that you are going to touch him to make sure you don’t trigger him.

He’s very very nervous. He almost sweat as much as horuss. It was that bad.

He only allows one from of physical contact without a trigger, and its brushing his hair.

But by the time he’s use to you touching him, he’ll be very very excited to get more kisses and smooches.

He loves it when you kiss his forehead, it doesn’t matter if you’re taller than him or shorter than him. A kiss on the forehead makes him so estatic.

He also loves kissing you on the cheek and hand. He finds it very intimate and loving. But if you want to know about the real shit™️ lemme tell you

Kissing him on the lips is very estatic. Literally. Every time you kiss - he swears he can fly can’t you feel his heart beat fast, he wants this to last. Keep him by your side - it’s like sparks fly. He loves wrapping his arms around your back and holding you close. As if the second he’d let go of you, you’d be gone forever.