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Things my non-witch friends/ family have said to me
“I’m not in denial, the cards are lying.”
“How the hell did you get wax on yourself?”
“Can you tell me if I’m gonna date anyone soon.”
“Your spirit guide is mean.”
“Does it really work?”
“Why does your room smell weird?”
“Please don’t burn the house down.”
“Stop freaking out I’m not gonna touch anything.”
“I’m not buying you more crystals.”
“Not buying you more candles either.”
“You don’t need more plants.”
“How do you know that?”
“If I did (stupid thing), what would happen?”
“If you tell me the cards say I’m an idiot again I’m gonna smack you.”
Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper
yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*
