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Woah what have we here ! ! ?
did i ever tell you guys im actually hank swiss army man in real life like thats me did i tell you
Zarakan's armory -- swords & daggers, battle axes, pole arms, flails, military forks, maces, war hammers, and crossbows (Down in the Dungeon, Don Greer and Rob Stern, Squadron/Signal Publications, 1981)
how the hell can he even do that voice im laughing so hard
aah ch thank you for the portrait me and @pommie-pup ,, ,
let's attempt this with a mature tag
a lot of puppygirls and puppyboys following this blog but i have yet to see an old dogwoman with every disease in the world who was supposed to be put down three years ago but somehow survived that despite her diet being like three cigarette butts a day and mold
sixer, it would eat you alive.
made a luther
(It's my first time to use tumblr……feel a little perplexed！(((sorry for not good at English)
referenced from 19th century illustration because i liked how they stick their fingers in there
Swiss Army Man but as ponies
what if you got so close to having everything you ever wanted and you could have taken it and run but doing so would have meant losing your mom so you don't. you don't, and you lose the only person that might have ever understood you, and then you lose your mom anyway. but then the opportunity comes again, and your person comes back, and you don't have anything to lose this time, but the idea of having everything you ever craved in life is so ridiculous and insane that you push her away again and you say no and you lose it. ten years, twenty years pass and you know time is running out and youre suffocating. and you finally rip open your chest and you can see it all so clearly now. everything you ever wanted. everything you ever needed, everything you knew was true but never wanted to accept. and it's not too late, you still have time, and you saw it so clearly. but you can't. and you're sorry. you're sorry. everything is back to normal now. you're back to suffocating. you're sorry for inconveniencing anyone. you're sorry.
