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Silicon valley be like, you are all beings of the Past, the packaging is not D U M B enough

Put on your deodorant with a paintbrush, idiot. In the future corn roasts will be a subscription service that deliver tubes of corn paste to your cubicle via deisel hoverboard every half hour. Toilet paper has not changed for millenia. It needs to be a solid block.

Guys, stop bothering my boiler-powered stranglin' machine, I just waxed it!

Frank R. Paul