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Having Gender Problems? Just Try This!

Hey there! Are you having trouble with your label? Feeling gender dysphoria? Try this easy solution now, and just become the princess’ appointed knight!

With it, you can:

-Present femininely and be accepted into a town full of women!

-Present masculinely and be banned from said town!

-Wear the most gender neutral piece of clothing ever invented: Armor!

-Wear a giant sword on your back all the time, because who wouldn’t want that?

-Make your enemies say, “I don’t know if that’s a man or a woman, but all I know is that I need to kill it”!

-Go kill a giant spider-dog-pig-evil thing in a castle! We’re not sure how this helps gender problems, but you look badass doing it!

-Wear a giant sword on your back! All the time!

So, do you want to get rid of gender problems permanently? Just try this hack! All it takes is one simple installment of a lifetime of practice and dedication!

Try it now, and watch your enemies cower in fear!

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