Government: Fight Your Maniac Ex.dumbledore *filing His Nails, Looking At A Gay Mirror*: Um No This Gay

government: fight your maniac ex. dumbledore *filing his nails, looking at a gay mirror*: um no this gay pendant doohickey says I can't sorry. meanwhile charles xavier who hasnt shaved or taken a single shower since the divorce screaming at the top of his lungs in a metal wheelchair: ERIIIIIIK STOooOOP

posting separately cause why not-

you're always on my mind , i think about you all the time .

ram gives 'kicking my legs in the air and twirling my hair' energy every time he's around bheem and this came to mind-

goddamnit steve.

When the cigarette is lit from another cigarette while it is in someones mouth??? Gay kissing POETIC CINEMA

nothing sluttier than lighting up a cigarette immediately after an absolutely brutal fight and inhaling deeply before exhaling the smoke with a sigh of relief while still disheveled and covered in blood and coming down from the adrenaline high. you could literally have sex onscreen and it would be less erotic.

gay rep be like “kyaaaaaah!!! i like a boy but… im a boy >////<?!?!” meanwhile queerbait will be like “There is so much more to you than you know. Not just pain and anger. There is good, too. I felt it.” and “I want you by my side. All of us together, protecting each other. We want the same thing.” and “You abandoned me! You took her, and you abandoned me!” and

Charles : We are never getting back together. It's called X- men, not married-men or boyfriends-men.

Erik: 😢