Hi People, I Don't Usually Post My Thoughts Online, But I REALLY Have To Post This One Because I Haven't

Hi people, I don't usually post my thoughts online, but I REALLY have to post this one because I haven't seen anyone talk about it (yet) and I wanted to know what y'all think.

So, I've been thinking about Good Omens (a lot) and realized that, in season 2, Gabriel knew about the second armageddon and the Metatron's plan, but he never told anyone about it. Aziraphale didn't know about it until he accepted the job as an archangel and the Metatron told him, and, since he had kinda argued with Crowley and was still angry, he wasn't gonna quit the job he got. BUT what if he had already been warned about the plan? What if Gabriel told Aziraphale and Crowley about it before he got away from Earth with Beelzebub? But most importantly: WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T HE WARN THEM?! THAT COULD HAVE PREVENTED THE WHOLE FIGHT/ARGUING SCENE. 😭😭😭

what Crowley didn't know was that he was going to regret giving Aziraphale permission for the rest of his life

he looks back waiting for approval like a child asking permission to play with a friend

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

I’m a child of divorce (good omens season 2)

Have you ever seen your parents do the most mischievous shit, while knowing perfectly what they're doing, while also having a straight face, to your grandparents?

Well, I have. And It was fucking hilarious.

Ok. So, yesterday I was at my grandparents house with my mom and my cousins and my aunt and uncle. We just finished having lunch, and me and my two cousins (one is like 10 and the othaer one is my age) were watching TV while I was on my phone too. Then my mom comes in and tells us that my grandpa (who is like seventy-something/eighty and pretty homophobic) is watching red white and royal blue. I, of course, knew immediately that my mom was behind this, and probably told my grandpa to watch it, I obviously was shocked and laughing, because I enjoy the mischief and the chaos and exposing homophobic people to gay shit without them knowing.

I'd like to say that I also love my grandpa, he is a good person and has always been nice to me and my cousins (tho he obviously doesn't know that I am a lesbian and that my cousin is NB and pan), and he is also not someone who hates gay people, he's just from another time, and he knows he has to be respectful.

That said, let me tell you how this went. Me and my cousin were watching from the doorframe of the room where my grandpa was clearly enjoying the film, and we were holding the laugh because he had no idea of what was coming.

Later, I went to the kitchen to get food, and on my way out my mom said "Go check if Toti is still watching the film or if he's just sleeping at this point" (by the way, Toti is how we all call my grandpa), so I did what my mom told me, and he was very awake and still enjoying the film.

Now, here's the fun part. He was in the scene where Alex and Henry are about to fuck in the White House. I immediately went to tell my cousin and we ran to the door frame and watched him expecting any reaction. We were holding our laughs and tears, but then I couldn't hold it anymore, so I went back to the room where we were previously watching TV. A few seconds later my cousin came back and I asked him what Toti did, and he said he just turned the TV off. We laughed and then kept watching TV.

Then I went back to the kitchen and, on the way out, asked my mom what had Toti said about the film, she said that he had told her that it was too gay for him and that he got disturbed.

I honestly never thought that my mom was that evil. I mean, I know her, but I didn't think she was able to do something like that, and I love that she did.

Where did all the Katy Perry fans go?