I Just Saw The New Spiderman Movie, And Uh, All I Have To Say Is Uh, TEARS

I just saw the new Spiderman movie, and uh, all i have to say is uh, TEARS

the fact that none of the Eternals even changed their names to fit in, I just--

Thena, Gilgamesh, Makkari, Ikaris, Ajak: Off in the middle of nowhere not really interacting with humans so that's fair

Druig: Literally a cult leader, he can have whatever name he wants

Kingo: He's a movie star, people probably assume it's for dramatic flair, also fair

Sprite: I mean if I met someone like her and she introduced herself as Sprite, I'd just assume they were nonbinary so that's also fair. but still where's your last name

Sersi: Ma'am you are an official professor at a college, why do you not have a Fake Normal Human Last Name

Phastos: Sir you are married with a kid living a normal life in the suburbs, why do you not also have a Fake Normal Human Last Name

@lamonyo I will never stop telling you how much I love your art and love you for putting up with me and my many, many request XD Thank you so much for this beautiful piece! The first of my many many Drukkari Commissions, because yes those five minutes of screen time own my heart and every brain cell XD 

Ok, time for a drukkari theory: makkari is like the light to druig’s darkness. Their outfits have the same color palette, but makkari’s uses lighter shades while druig’s uses darker shades

“It’s Okay, It’s Okay.”

Eternals 2 can’t come fast enough F*CKKKK

[scene from: eternals.scenes on insta]

EXACTLY

“so let me get this straight: you think druig/makkari, gilgamesh & thena, and phastos/ben were the better ships in eternals and had better chemistry than sersi/ikaris despite having less screentime and romantic moments? and that they should have been the main focus instead of ikaris/sersi?”