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Home at Last

Request by - SeaweedBrain on Ao3

Would mind possibly doing one for me? Where Peter, who is in the military, and has been on tour for a year and comes home without telling anyone as a surprise? Could u have May there as well but Peter is adopted by Tony and Pepper? And possibly have a girlfriend/boyfriend that he asks Tony and the rest to help him surprise after he surprises them? I would love if could do this but u of course don't have to at all if u don't want to or feel like writing it or anything♡♡♡

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Things are different once you’re on the field, men who you can’t stand become someone you end up trusting with your life, someone you had to trust. It didn’t matter what uniform you wore once the shooting started, everyone was equal and everyone had one job - stop the enemies. When nerdy, young Peter Parker first joined the army people looked down at him, he knew it but now these men were his brothers and they had each other’s backs.

He had made some of his closest friends here but he did miss being back home, missed his adoptive Mom and Dad, Tony and Pepper, missed Aunt May, missed his friends Ned and MJ but he really missed Y/N. Currently, on a short break, Peter was holding a letter he had received from Y/N, you were always so happy, so supportive in them and even though you were so far away, Y/N always knew what he needed.  

Thankfully, he only had two more weeks left and his tour was over for a while, so far he’d been touring for a year and was more than ready to go back home for a while. He kept the fact that he was going to be home a secret, he wanted to surprise his family. With it being so close to the holidays he knew that Aunt May was going to be with his mom and dad, even though she couldn’t take him in when his biological parents died she had always been an important woman in his life. His plan was to surprise them first and have them invite Y/N so he could surprise her. With another smile, Peter placed the letter gently with the others before joining his battalion.

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The time had come and Peter was all packed up and nearly home. He was practically bouncing in his seat, receiving some odd looks from the other passengers but he couldn’t care less. He knew he missed home but it never hits him just how much until he’s back. By the time the plane landed and he grabbed his bags Happy Hogan was waiting outside, standing against the car. Happy was the only person Peter told he was coming back from tour, knowing the man wouldn’t tell anyone.

Questions were traded back and forth between the two until they arrived at the house. Whilst it was huge, Pepper had still managed to decorate it beautifully giving it a homely feel that one wouldn’t expect from a house like this. He thanked Happy for driving him, letting the older man enter the house first, waiting twenty minutes before quietly doing so himself. Being a soldier had taught him to be sneakier and stealthier, to think it was only a few years back that he failed to sneak out of the house to see Y/N.

He heard laughter coming from the family room and grinned before turning the corner and leaning against the doorway. He stood for a few moments, just taking in the scene in front of him with childlike glee before clearing his throat, every head in the room, beside Happy of course, snapped in his direction causing him to laugh.

“Kid, what the- you’re-come here.” Tony stuttered out as he stood up, walking over to Peter, arms spread wide open. Peter practically ran into Tony’s arms, whilst army stances had been drilled into, Peter turned into a kid when he was around Tony and happily clung to the man. Tony had no problems and held Peter just as tightly, placing a small kiss upon his head.

“This is a nice surprise, Kid. Missed you so much.”He muttered, not willing to let go of his son anytime soon. Tony was ridiculously proud of Peter, any parties or meetings Pepper made him attend he took every opportunity to tell anyone who would listen about Peter. Whilst he was insanely proud, he missed the kid every single day but it made him cherish the time he did spend with Peter.

Their hug was cut short by Pepper, eyes glistening suspiciously as she pulled Peter away from Tony and into her arms. She, like Tony, was obviously insanely proud of her son too, whilst she didn’t brag as much as Tony, she did bring it up a lot.

“Hey Mom.” Peter laughed slightly as he was transferred from his dad to his mom. He held her tightly; he’d missed them both like crazy and it had been far too long since they’d seen each other.

After hugging his parents and letting them fuss over him, he turned his attention to Aunt May, glad he’d been right about her being here. He wrapped his arms around her, answering questions that were asked quietly into his hair before they pulled away.

“Come here kid, tell us what you’ve been up to.” Tony said with a grin that hadn’t moved since he saw Peter, he tapped the seat next to him, wrapping his arm around Peter, pulling him close. With that Peter began telling them about his year long tour.

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After catching up with his family, Peter finally brought up Y/N. He knew you were not doing much for the holidays and you were close enough to the Stark family to feel comfortable around them without Peter.

“Right, I need you to call Y/N for me please. She doesn’t know I’m back either, and I really wanted to surprise her and I haven’t seen her for so long!”Peter pouted, looking at Tony, who was still grinning as he pulled out his phone.

“Hey Y/N” he said into the phone, “yeah I’m good, you? Oh good, well listen Pep and I were wondering if you wanted to come and spend Thanksgiving with us this year, ya know considering Peter’s away and everything.” Here he gave Peter a smirk, causing him to smile and roll his eyes.“Yeah, that’s great! We’ll see you tomorrow. Night kid.”

“She’s coming?” Peter asked before Tony could get a word out, causing the man to laugh.

“Yeah kid, she’s coming. Tomorrow, 12pm. Be ready.”

After another hot chocolate or two, the small group slowly made their way up to bed, bidding each other goodnight. Whilst Peter was exhausted after travelling, he was still bubbling with excitement over the thought of seeing his family and finally getting to see you tomorrow. Though he thought he’d be tossing and turning all night, he was asleep moments after his head touched the pillow.

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Peter woke up bright and early the next day, one of the things that he’d began to do automatically after being enlisted for so long, and was still filled with the same excitement he felt last night. Peter let himself have a few more moments in bed before he got up to take a shower.

“Morning kid.” Tony greeted him with a wide smile, just visible over the coffee mug he was drinking from. After greeting Tony, Peter began to prepare breakfast for himself and his family.

“I’d ask if you’re excited to see Y/N but by the way you’re vibrating with energy, I’ll pass.” Tony commented, causing Peter to laugh.

“I just,” Peter began, taking a seat opposite Tony after setting breakfast on the table, “leaving her and you guys is one of the hardest things I have to do and every time I do it, it just doesn’t get any easier. I’m so excited to have everyone here together. It’s gonna be great!” With that Aunt May and Pepper walked into the room and the conversation changed, though the concern in Tony’s eyes stayed.

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Finally, 12pm came and a knock on the door was heard causing Tony to stand to answer whilst Peter stood behind the door, out of eyesight when Y/N walked in. When you finally walked into the room, Peter had to stop for a second; you were here and he could finally hold you in his arms again.

As you spoke with Pepper, Peter creeped out and wrapped his arms around you, causing a squeal to escape you as you turned. Seeing Peter, you immediately pulled him into a tight hug, tears managed to leak down your face as you buried it in his neck. Peter grinned down at you, his own eyes feeling wet but he quickly blinked it away, before kissing your head.

“Hey baby.” He greeted softly, you pulled out of the hug only enough to begin kissing him deeply, forgetting about the fact that his parents and aunt were still in the room, though they all had smiles on their faces.

“God, I missed you so much.” You mumbled against his lips causing him to grin widely, breaking the kiss.

“I missed you so much, baby. Everytime I leave I miss you like crazy, your letters are the best gifts I receive when I’m away. I kept everyone of them just to read over when I’m lonely, when I miss you. I know it’s hard being with a soldier, we don’t get to see each other as much as we’d like but when we do it’s, well, it's like we’re in our own little heaven.” Peter’s attention was solely on you, so he missed the way Tony’s eyes widened and a shocked grin appeared on his face when he realised what was about to happen. “I guess what I’m trying to say is I love you and I can’t think of anyone I’d rather spend my life with so, Y/N,” here he paused, lowering himself down onto one knee a pulling a beautiful ring out of his pocket, “Will you marry me?”

You were already crying from seeing Peter just being home but the tears kept pouring when he proposed, you struggled to compose yourself, only just managing to choke out a few “yes, yes, absolutely!” He stood up, gently slipped the ring on your finger and kissed you with all the love he could muster.

I JUST SAW SPIDER-MAN FAR FROM HOME OMFG AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Happy: I'll have a vodka tonic and he'll have a Capri Sun.

Peter: Happy, I'm 21.

Peter: I can order my own Capri Sun.

A beautiful drawing from Morgan for her dad's birthday

The sweet and gentle Happy Hogan is no more... Bruce's blood feels *uUgH* so GOOD. The Freak borns, a new BIG HULK. 💪💜

I just saw the new Spiderman movie, and uh, all i have to say is uh, TEARS

Spideychelle WIP

Peter wiped his bleeding nose, the blood dripping past his lips down his chin and onto the broken ground. Looking up, he mentally winced at the blade tip pointing in his detection. 

He tried backing up, but his fragile legs couldn't handle holding the rest of his aching body. 

It was cold. Everything was being enclosed in black spots. It felt as if he was underwater.

"NO!" Happy held back tears as well as a struggling Michelle. "No! No, no, no, NO!" Harold grasped Mj by the waist and attempted to pull her back. Failing, Michelle and her sobs ran up towards Peter, the entity that previously stabbed him disappearing.

Michelle threw herself onto Peter, cradling his cold, bloodied face. 

"Please, please, please, no… Peter? Peter, please… c'mon," She sniffed, watching her tears hit his face. 

Watching her tears diluting his blood. 

She refused to let go. She wasn't losing Peter too. She wasn't losing anyone. She couldn't.

It was unfair. Peter was a sixteen year old, he's been through everything. He hasn't even gotten to live out his teenage years.

So can we collectively agree that everyone in Marvel universe just knows Spider-man is Iron-man’s legacy?

“I don’t think Tony would have done what he did if he didn’t know you were gonna be here after he was gone.”

“You gonna be the next Iron-man now?” (we stan one sassy spider)

“You’re saying there’s a multiverse?” Yes, you funky little science kid.

He was wearing Tony Stark glasses and you can’t convince me otherwise.

“The world needs a next Iron-man.”

“You’re gonna step-up or what?”

“I work with spider-man.”

“You work for spider-man?”

“I work with spider-man, not for spider-man!” Sorry Happy, it’s been that way since Tony.

Thought’s after Far From Home

My initial thoughts after getting out the cinema were “holy shit” and “that was incredible” I really loved it, and i would say equally to Homecoming. 

Warning for Spoilers :)

They really nearly made me cry with that Whitney soundtrack

They used a picture of Bucky in the collage of heroes on the school video

Tony really trusted Peter with everything he had to do with Stark Industries/Shield& The Avengers.

EVEN DEAD IM THE HERO

Peter fancying MJ came out of nowhere… (still kinda shipped it)

Mysterio really was an incredible villain, like so cunning

Peter’s so naive bless him

“im super strong and sticky”

the whole scene with like 100 spideys

I ABSOLUTELY LOVED SEEING HIM IN HIS HOMEMADE SUIT AGAIN

MJ with that Mace, fuck yeah girl

I got so mad when Peter gave Beck the glasses, and im so so glad he got them back.

I love Happy and Aunt May

Happy’s development with Peter and he saw how hurt and broken he was , i loved it.

HE GOT HIT BY A TRAIN!!

That whole illusions scene was so trippy, like i couldnt tell what was real or not.

THAT ILLUSION HURT ME

“Peter Tingles”

Ned and Betty are so cute

It makes me so happy they showcase not only Spider-Man’s powers, but also Peter’s intellegence. 

The whole suit making sequence.

“I love Led Zepplin” HUNNY THATS ACDC

Every Peter / Tony parallel

The whole scene with Mysterio and the ex Tony employees. that was harsh.

Peter’s breakdown killed me, Tom’s acting in that part was so incredible.

His just so strong

IM SO SAD THERE WAS NO SPIDERMAN THEME.

Never ever thought that i would here the OG avengers theme after Endgame. but they really did that huh

The kiss was adorable.

Peter taking out the Drones and then the Gun on pure instinct, im so proud of how he developed.

The whole bus scene really

THE END SCENE, LEAVE THE POOR BOY ALONE, HIS INNOCENT

Happy’s face when his watching Peter be a Mini Tony.

Not enough Aunt May.

Not enough Ned being the guy in the chair.

I love Flash okay.

Peter in the glasses is hot

That whole scene where he jumps out of the bus and destroys the drone, so good.

The action in this was just insane.

Beck’s just a theatre kid with a dark side truly.

Mj tryna sneak a peak at shirtless Peter - adorable

Peter being terrified happy was an illusion

PETER BUYING PORN IN GERMANY

His spider parachute

Just everything was so so good, im so glad we got to see so much action.

Ok, i’ve ran out of thoughts right now.

I dont know where it stands on my overall ranking of Marvel films, or Spider-Man films, but never the less it was incredible.

Secret Invasion Spoilers

Episode 4

I’m love that they’re bring back old plots (Extremis)

I’m glad G’iah is still alive, would’ve been waste of Emma Clarke

First Dreykov now 2012?

Would love to see Tony’s reaction to Fury having a wife

OMG PLEASE DON’T LET RHODEY BE A SKRULL

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?!

What if he’s be a skrull since Iron Man 2 or before?

It would explain how they (Skrulls) know about the Extremis

DAMN IT FIRST MARIA AND NOW RHODEY

I don’t understand who’s side Priscilla is on

Yk the Skrulls could go to nowhere

Not Fury calling their marriage a mistake

I’m confused, was Fury in love with the real Priscilla or the Skrull?

Yk it hurts every time I see Rhodey, like what about Pepper, Morgan and Happy? Are they safe or in danger from the Skrulls

My sister said imaging him growing distance with them and I can’t even imagine

HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN A SKRULL?!

Liquid location tracker? Man what the heck is going on, how far is technology coming and who developed it

WAS THAT GROOTS POWER?!

OMG IS TALOS GONNA BE OKAY?

Honestly, I stopped believing in cannon somewhere between AoU and CA:CW

Reasons why Tony Stark is not dead

I don’t want him to be

Let’s be real, none of us accept MCU canon anymore

I don’t want him to be

Wait a sec, I'm just gonna go write this.

Irondad fic ideas #96

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: THE CRYPTID OF STARK TOWER

Bonus:

Ryan and Shane interview employees, search for clues, discuss theories, and, after getting security clearance to stay overnight from an unhappy man named Happy, attempt a candy- and science-based summoning of the legendary cryptid known only as The Kid.

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) dir. Jon Watts

“But this isn’t about me. This is hurting a lot of people.”

Marvel works hard but people posting about far from home work harder

Peter: Y’know, there is a more efficient way to answer someone on the phone when you really don’t wanna talk to them.

Peter: “Mario’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce!”

Peter: And guess what, Nick Fury did stop calling after that!

Happy, having a stroke when Nick Fury appears on his phone afterwards:

Endgame is a marvelous masterpiece but it murdered me so I made memes

I can't scroll down my Tumblr feed without being viciously attacked by sad Endgame posts (don't worry, I live for the pain) so I made some memes. Meet the next generation of Iron Men.

They will protect the universe

BURRITONY - a corny warrior

INCOGNITONY - for the stealth missions

TOMATONY - absolutely disgusting, his bad taste is his power and he will defeat thanos by hiding in his salad

PESTONY - for if you want to infiltrate an Italian restaurant, is very familiar with pasta grounds

OCTONY - for underwater missions, this guy probably took a role in sinking the Titanic. Extremely dangerous

MOSQUITONY - the most vile and dangerous tony on earth. They say he's scarier than the Winter Soldier

JANITONY - hes a good boii who cleans the offices

POTATONY - is throwable and can give villains black eyes and potential brain damage, very effective

MAGNETONY - hes iron man and he controls iron, what more do u want

PEPPERTONY - absolutely delicious

Place your bets, folks. Which of these magnificent warriors could defeat Thanos (again)? I'd say Mosquitony myself.

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Marvel

Peter Parker & Tony Stark & Happy Hogan

"Baby, though I've closed my eyes

I know who you pretend I am"

happy: how is the most beautiful person in the world doing?

may: i don’t know, how are you?

peter, from across the room: I’M DOING GREAT THANKS FOR ASKING

peter: wow, this parking is as straight as i am

happy: i know i should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING