Jason's Autopsy Scars Cause Some Confusion At The Red Hood Annual Pool Party

jason's autopsy scars cause some confusion at the red hood annual pool party

Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother

Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!

Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.

Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.

Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.

Jason: HA! Suck it losers!

Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!

Jason: What?

Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-

Jason: WHAT!?

Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.

Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us

Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.

Jason: So I'm your favorite?

Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.

Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all

Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!

Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars

Bruce: Can I tempt you into wanting a milkshake?

Damian: I’m okay, thank you.

Bruce: We’re here anyway…

Damian: Are you sure? I don’t mind going straight home.

Dick: C’mon, get one if you feel like it.

Damian: hmmm, okay :)

Bruce: I twisted you arm?

Damian: What?

Bruce *thinking Damian just didn’t hear*: I twisted your arm

Damian: Huh? *Checks to see if his sleeves are flat against his arms and in fact are not twisted*

Dick: …It’s an expression

Heyyy tumblr, guess who got diagnosed with ADD. I’m the only person who’s surprised but yay.

oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end