Overheard At The BAU

overheard at the BAU

Emily: "Music is great. It calms you down, it makes you happy, it covers the screams of annoying neighbours, it's a fantastic hobby, it's creative..."

JJ: "...honey, we talked about this "

Emily, turning towards Derek: "I am apparently not allowed to make murder jokes anymore."

JJ: "Tell him why that is."

Emily: "...The police showed up at our apartment and thought I was a serial killer."

JJ: "And what did you say to them?"

Emily, looking at the ground: "That they could look in our kitchen and find all of the breakfast cereal to be happy and alive..."

Lady Cowper: You must focus only on finding a husband this season, our family’s reputation depends on it

Cressida: Of course, mother

Also Cressida: (during every social event this season) Where the fuck is Eloise?

the wheel of life

"gnc straight man being called a faggot doesn't experience homophobia" what the fuck are you talking about. there's absolutely no logic in anything like that. we have kids who literally killed themselves because of homophobic abuse in schools and you would dare to tell them it isn't homophobia that killed them because they weren't actually gay? insane. and so fucking cruel

Overheard at the BAU

Hotch: "To make your marriage work at this job, you and your partner need to trust each other."

Emily: "Aren't you seperated?"

Hotch: "I also should be receiving murder charges for the mysterious death of one of my profilers soon."

Emily: "...I feel unsafe"

Francesca, stuttering: "Hi"

Michaela, confident as ever: "well hello!"

Eloise, looking as they fall in love at first sight: "...girls... are an option? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME? I GOTTA GO AND SAVE CRESSIDA!"