Emily Definitely Makes Those Jokes - Tumblr Posts

overheard at the BAU

Emily: "Music is great. It calms you down, it makes you happy, it covers the screams of annoying neighbours, it's a fantastic hobby, it's creative..."

JJ: "...honey, we talked about this "

Emily, turning towards Derek: "I am apparently not allowed to make murder jokes anymore."

JJ: "Tell him why that is."

Emily: "...The police showed up at our apartment and thought I was a serial killer."

JJ: "And what did you say to them?"

Emily, looking at the ground: "That they could look in our kitchen and find all of the breakfast cereal to be happy and alive..."