My Job? Kill fuckers. It's always good to have your hobby be your job too.England, bitches.
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"I Get The Distinct Impression You're Into Me."
"I get the distinct impression you're into me."
"And I'm okay with that."
"Hot."
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But now she’s promised magic, so…
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