Being A ValkyrieP And Walking That Thin Line Of Loving Shu But Also Living For Every Moment That Arashi

Being a ValkyrieP and walking that thin line of loving Shu but also living for every moment that Arashi threatens to beat the shit out of him.

Bc I would too.

I am not beneath kicking Hinata Aoi in the back of the knees.

If my Chaldea ever runs out of funds, Ritsuka would hold a fighting ring except it's just pay me 5 SQ to punch the King of Heroes in the face.

He wouldn't attack back because I slapped a command seal on him

And the lines would stretch on for miles.

Because he wouldn't want to smack King Gilgamesh of Uruk in the face.

[For legal reasons, no Gilgies were harmed (if I had any in the first place)]

Imagine being an EichiP who had an initial impression of Eichi being innocent and cute before they found out about the war era.

Couldn't relate I thought he was a doorman.

redraw of mayoi from this image on the wiki! I adore him very much!!

I headcanon that Robin is one of those people who always looks down at the floor when they're walking.

>(Shhhh, I'm not projecting).

>And because of that, those moments when he's not really focused on stealth, prolly in the halls of Chaldea, he just looks down and then...

Knocks his head right onto the doorframe.

Billy would come in later because Robin told him he'd be in the kitchen later to play cards with him and he just finds Robin sprawled on the floor of a corridor.

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This would be heightened by the fact that-

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Robin: Master, please,,, for the love of god-

Robin: PLEASE ASCEND ME.

Robin: I can't see because of this hood over my face and I can't take it off until you ascend me-! I can't kick Billy's ass at Old Maid with a concussion.

(Billy: Couldn't kick my ass without one either-!)

Ritsuka: [sweats bullets because he doesn't have acension pieces and-]

Billy: Hey, by the way, master, reckon you'd ascend me-? You've been promisin' for a while.

[A sudden swarm of servants]

Arash: Haha, master, you haven't ascended me either, I mean, I'd love to be more useful, considering you banned me from using my NP...

David: I've been sitting here for months and he hasn't ascended me-

Kid!Gil: Gee, I was just wondering when he'd ascend me-!

Touta: I was just wondering, would it be too much to ask-

Ritsuka: YES. YES. IT WOULD.