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Ozymandias: exists
Arash (to everyone in the approximate radius): I'm so sorry.
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Mostly spurred from this craft essence:
Because I was thinking how it looks like Ozy is going to whack someone with those flowers and his expression is just screaming 'I'm going to spout some shit' and Arash is just standing behind him going 'I'm sorry for his presence.'
Arash: *starts reciting the chant for Stella*
[A pharaoh's crook whacks him in the head, stopping him]
Ozymandias: Don't you dare, legendary Crimson Archer-!
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Ritsuka: Heh, I knew putting the pharaoh next to him would work out.
I headcanon that Robin is one of those people who always looks down at the floor when they're walking.
>(Shhhh, I'm not projecting).
>And because of that, those moments when he's not really focused on stealth, prolly in the halls of Chaldea, he just looks down and then...
Knocks his head right onto the doorframe.
Billy would come in later because Robin told him he'd be in the kitchen later to play cards with him and he just finds Robin sprawled on the floor of a corridor.
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This would be heightened by the fact that-
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Robin: Master, please,,, for the love of god-
Robin: PLEASE ASCEND ME.
Robin: I can't see because of this hood over my face and I can't take it off until you ascend me-! I can't kick Billy's ass at Old Maid with a concussion.
(Billy: Couldn't kick my ass without one either-!)
Ritsuka: [sweats bullets because he doesn't have acension pieces and-]
Billy: Hey, by the way, master, reckon you'd ascend me-? You've been promisin' for a while.
[A sudden swarm of servants]
Arash: Haha, master, you haven't ascended me either, I mean, I'd love to be more useful, considering you banned me from using my NP...
David: I've been sitting here for months and he hasn't ascended me-
Kid!Gil: Gee, I was just wondering when he'd ascend me-!
Touta: I was just wondering, would it be too much to ask-
Ritsuka: YES. YES. IT WOULD.