Ritsuka Fujimaru - Tumblr Posts
just a comic about that really cute scene on sei’s interlude
Atalanta: Jack?!
Jack: We’re here!
Atalanta: Nursery Rhyme?!
Nursery: Present!
Atalanta: Okay, good....everyone made it back safely. I’m so relieved.
Ritsuka: What about Achilles?
Atalanta: WHAT ABOUT HIM?
Ritsuka: N-Nevermind then.
Scathach: Master, what’s a ‘Chariot Coupon?’
Ritsuka: O-oh....yeah, Medb gave them to me. Something about....riding...and love.
Scathach: Sétanta, let’s have a chat with a certain pink rider.
Cu Chulainn: Like a ‘chat chat?’ Or should I get the shovel...
Scathach:.....
Cu Chulainn: Alright, this feels like a shovel and spear conversation...
Ritsuka: Who…who are you?
Mecha Eli: Why I’m Elizabeth.
Ritsuka: *Squints*
What kind of fool do you take me for?
*Points to Elizabeth Brave*
She’s Eli!
*Points to Camilla*
She’s Eli! You’re Eli! I’M ELI! ARE THEIR ANY OTHER ELI’S I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT.
CinderEli: Master~!
Ritsuka: …I’m outta here.
i love ARCHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
If my Chaldea ever runs out of funds, Ritsuka would hold a fighting ring except it's just pay me 5 SQ to punch the King of Heroes in the face.
He wouldn't attack back because I slapped a command seal on him
And the lines would stretch on for miles.
Because he wouldn't want to smack King Gilgamesh of Uruk in the face.
[For legal reasons, no Gilgies were harmed (if I had any in the first place)]
If my Chaldea ever runs out of funds, Ritsuka would hold a fighting ring except it's just pay me 5 SQ to punch the King of Heroes in the face.
He wouldn't attack back because I slapped a command seal on him
And the lines would stretch on for miles.
Because he wouldn't want to smack King Gilgamesh of Uruk in the face.
[For legal reasons, no Gilgies were harmed (if I had any in the first place)]
Arash: *starts reciting the chant for Stella*
[A pharaoh's crook whacks him in the head, stopping him]
Ozymandias: Don't you dare, legendary Crimson Archer-!
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Ritsuka: Heh, I knew putting the pharaoh next to him would work out.
I headcanon that Robin is one of those people who always looks down at the floor when they're walking.
>(Shhhh, I'm not projecting).
>And because of that, those moments when he's not really focused on stealth, prolly in the halls of Chaldea, he just looks down and then...
Knocks his head right onto the doorframe.
Billy would come in later because Robin told him he'd be in the kitchen later to play cards with him and he just finds Robin sprawled on the floor of a corridor.
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This would be heightened by the fact that-
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Robin: Master, please,,, for the love of god-
Robin: PLEASE ASCEND ME.
Robin: I can't see because of this hood over my face and I can't take it off until you ascend me-! I can't kick Billy's ass at Old Maid with a concussion.
(Billy: Couldn't kick my ass without one either-!)
Ritsuka: [sweats bullets because he doesn't have acension pieces and-]
Billy: Hey, by the way, master, reckon you'd ascend me-? You've been promisin' for a while.
[A sudden swarm of servants]
Arash: Haha, master, you haven't ascended me either, I mean, I'd love to be more useful, considering you banned me from using my NP...
David: I've been sitting here for months and he hasn't ascended me-
Kid!Gil: Gee, I was just wondering when he'd ascend me-!
Touta: I was just wondering, would it be too much to ask-
Ritsuka: YES. YES. IT WOULD.
Guda: I'm a generally forgiving person-
[Oberon hands them a box of void dust for Valentine's.]
Guda: But it's on SIGHT, BITCH.
Bonding With Illya
黒悪13さんのツイート: 一緒にうどん食べ歩きをしてたはずが、気付けばおかしな展開になってて一気に酔いが覚めた大剣豪
Cas Cu still wants to be a lancer
A comic about Astolfo wanting to take his master for a ride through the sky but his Hippogriff knows what’s really up and helps give him a little ‘push’.
