I Headcanon That Robin Is One Of Those People Who Always Looks Down At The Floor When They're Walking.

I headcanon that Robin is one of those people who always looks down at the floor when they're walking.

>(Shhhh, I'm not projecting).

>And because of that, those moments when he's not really focused on stealth, prolly in the halls of Chaldea, he just looks down and then...

Knocks his head right onto the doorframe.

Billy would come in later because Robin told him he'd be in the kitchen later to play cards with him and he just finds Robin sprawled on the floor of a corridor.

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This would be heightened by the fact that-

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Robin: Master, please,,, for the love of god-

Robin: PLEASE ASCEND ME.

Robin: I can't see because of this hood over my face and I can't take it off until you ascend me-! I can't kick Billy's ass at Old Maid with a concussion.

(Billy: Couldn't kick my ass without one either-!)

Ritsuka: [sweats bullets because he doesn't have acension pieces and-]

Billy: Hey, by the way, master, reckon you'd ascend me-? You've been promisin' for a while.

[A sudden swarm of servants]

Arash: Haha, master, you haven't ascended me either, I mean, I'd love to be more useful, considering you banned me from using my NP...

David: I've been sitting here for months and he hasn't ascended me-

Kid!Gil: Gee, I was just wondering when he'd ascend me-!

Touta: I was just wondering, would it be too much to ask-

Ritsuka: YES. YES. IT WOULD.

Catching up

*slight SPOILERS for part 2 (general, any route) of Fire Emblem: Three Houses*

Seteth: You've been gone for five years professor, are you sure you want to know how bad it's gotten-?

Byleth: It's fine, just rip it off like a bandaid.

Seteth: Okay, so first off, Rhea's been missing for five years and therefore, you are set to be the next head of the church-

Byleth: Put the bandaid back on.

Ozymandias: exists

Arash (to everyone in the approximate radius): I'm so sorry.

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Mostly spurred from this craft essence:

Because I was thinking how it looks like Ozy is going to whack someone with those flowers and his expression is just screaming 'I'm going to spout some shit' and Arash is just standing behind him going 'I'm sorry for his presence.'

Headcanon: Arashi taught Mika how to pose for photo shoots like that.

They're probably in some café when Mika brings up that Valkyrie has a promotional shoot and Arashi lights up asking him all about but then she's like what are you going to do and Mika shrugs saying that Oshi-san usually directs him how to move so he would ask him. But Arashi boos and says that's no fun and tells him that posing himself would be much better than whatever Shu would tell him to do. {Also the fact that he should have control over how he moves his own body!!! Bc yes!!}

Arashi then tells him to strike a pose which he tries to do but he doesn't know where or what his his hands are supposed to do. Watch him awkwardly raise a V sign over his eyes and Arashi just looks at him with concern in her eyes and she softly is like "Hon, honey,, darling,, you need help." So she taught him!!! (I also want to think this was done in the Knights studio and Ritsu was there bc yes. And then the practice photos where Mika was blowing kisses at the camera were taken by Arashi as she sent them to Shu with no context, laughing)

Kiryu: They told me I shouldn't do anything, but HERE I AM-!

Souma: Uhm, that's wonderful, Kiryu-dono, but s-shouldn't it be 'couldn't do anything'-?

Kiryu: Hah, it was definitely shouldn't-

Keito: Is that why the practice room is on fire?

Kiryu: ...

Kiryu: ...But here I am.

Being a ValkyrieP and walking that thin line of loving Shu but also living for every moment that Arashi threatens to beat the shit out of him.

Bc I would too.