| Yeah ---- & Oprah Is A F R I G I D B I T C H.

📎|  “ yeah                  ---- & oprah      is   a              F R I G I D   B I T C H. “ 

            one count of silence. two now. she sighs & crosses her arms over her chest; she’ll firmly stand her ground. ‘ i don’t have an attitude problem. ‘ 

@adroitbedfellows liked for a thing 

☀ | “ ah       shhhhh                SHHUCKS -------  “  & lean over, because side by side is the  chosen seating set up. apple still crunch & crisp on tongue -      a cheek kiss with  chewing resuming   in chipmunk fashion.            “ no  other  boy has      a     gal like you     though --- “

﹙☂ ﹚"if even half the boys in this world            had a heart that was a thumpin’ as            TRUE & SWEET as yours, alfalfa, the            the human race would be much better            off.”

📎| oh god. bite it max. keep it in. nope ( fuck you binx ) i CANNOT.                “  true -----              she pretty much throws out    cash      & cars to greedy little audience members                    like free t-shirts at sporting events so   ...               ( pause )         also, it means you             have an    attitude    problem.  “ 

           ‘ .  .  .  i don’t know what that means, so i’m gonna CHOOSE not to get offended. & don’t talk about oprah that way, she’s helped, like, tons of people. ‘ 

@wclktheline

📎| “ you’re    BRANDED       ace                       -------- just accept it. “