Time For A University Fart Thought!

Time for a university fart thought!

Sometimes, if you call ahead to the dorm department, you can pull some strings and get a single room for specific reasons. Imagine that one student had some strings pulled to get a single dorm specifically because they have really bad gas and they don’t want to inconvenience anyone else with it. This person is honestly a little embarrassed by it, but they know they shouldn’t complain.

Imagine that someone in the double room next door can hear their neighbor through the thin walls constantly. They’re just discovering that they have a gas fetish, and they only get more flustered upon learning that oh no, their neighbor is GORGEOUS.

And THEN, imagine that, not long after these two students start a relationship, the non-gassy person's roommate drops out. To settle everything with the dorm department, the gassy student moves into the double room in the dropout’s place so that they can room with their new partner. Finally, the gassy student no longer feels embarrassed, and their farts can be fully appreciated.

Imagine someone who has always had a habit of sleeping with their head under the covers. It started with a childhood belief that it would keep them safe from monsters, and now they’re so used to it that they have trouble sleeping with their head uncovered. (They usually only resort to being uncovered in the summertime when it’s much too hot to have the covers over their whole body)

Finally, this person starts having a relationship with somebody who is swiftly becoming their dream partner. They love spending all their waking moments with this person, and now they’re finally about to spend some sleeping moments together...

… only for this person to learn that their partner lets out all their pent-up gas while they sleep.

Now this person realizes that unless their sleeping habits change or the two of them break up, they’ve got years of dutch ovens in their future.

… of course, as the relationship goes on, they could also learn that maybe this is the opposite of a problem.

Since I imagine dragons to be really gassy creatures (they have to fuel that fire-breath with SOMETHING), I’ll bet this leaves the princess with a choice: which gas-producing creature does she want to spend the rest of her life with? (To be fair to the knight, at least he’s the humanoid choice)

That one “knight saves the princess from the giant dragon” trope except the knight won’t stop fubking FARTING

“someone casually farting around u bc they know you like it is a lot hotter than fart torture”

uhh nothing sucks more then finding a fucking great piece of fart art then finding out the artist who made it hasn't posted in years like this piece is soooo good but... No more of it to follow

In a couple where one person is perpetually gassy and the other isn’t, I like to imagine the non-gassy person only watching scary movies when they’re at home with their partner. Partly it’s because having their partner around makes this person braver and more able to withstand the scares.

Partly it’s because it’s hard to be scared when you regularly hear deep farts rumble into the sofa next to you.