Sooo Kinda Recycling An Earlier Idea Of Mine, But Screw It!

Sooo kinda recycling an earlier idea of mine, but screw it!

Imagine a group of YouTubers (maybe 3-4) who all work on the same channel. They usually sit down and play video games together without recording videos of themselves, but they also do other stuff on camera from time to time. They’re also kinda gassy guys, with every other video including one of them farting juuuuust loud enough for a small rumble to pick up on the microphones. However, since the microphones are at mouth level and not ass level, there’s only so much noise the viewers can hear. Sometimes, the viewers’ only clue that one of them farted is one of the YouTubers remarking that they did.

For April Fool’s day one year, their Let’s Play episode starts out a little differently. Their voices sound strangely distant, and one of the them takes a moment (unseen, since we can only see the gameplay footage) to lean over to a microphone and explain the situation: for today’s episode, they moved the microphones to a different area, and the group is interested to see if the viewers will realize where they are.

The YouTubers start playing their game and for five minutes, it’s unclear where these microphones are. Their voices are muffled and quiet, and the only clear noises are intermittent fabric rustling and shuffling.

Suddenly, a new sound bursts forth, loud and clear: a two-second fart. On any other episode, the couch would’ve muffled it, but now, the viewers can hear it with ease.

Yes, the microphones were put very near their asses, and the episode description informs the viewers that the guys loaded up on chili fries, wings, and “healthy” (i.e., inulin-laced) smoothies before their session. The following 45 minutes of gameplay are punctuated with farts of varying sizes, with even the more-silent hisses getting picked up by the mics.

Surprisingly, while an understandable number of people were a bit grossed out by the April Fool’s day upload, the YouTubers find their subscriber count skyrocket with an influx of new, very eager audience members. They decide to make the fart mics a yearly April Fools tradition, and for the rest of the year, they dare to try farting loud enough for even their mouth-level mics to pick up on.

Imagine person A of your otp adding a health smoothy to their morning routine, after a few days however, they decide to stop drinking it because it makes them really bloated and gassy for the rest of the day. Person B berates them for not following through on their healthy decissions, and forces them to drink it every morning, maybe even doubling their dose.

We’ve all heard about people who can’t stop farting when they get anxious. But I wonder if it could ever be a thing to get super gassy when you’re horny.

Like, if stress can give people bubble guts, maybe those wires could get crossed enough in the brain that a person can’t have feelings of arousal without also brewing up some gas.

Someone with this condition would have to find a partner who is totally fine with farts squeaking out during foreplay, and then getting louder and longer as the sex gets more intense.

Imagine someone going to a pool with their (gassy) significant other to test out their new swim goggles. While they’re underwater and seeing everything clearly, they try to find their SO so that they can secretly swim over and startle them. However, multiple people are wearing similar swimsuits, and this person can’t figure out how to tell them apart without coming up for air again.

Suddenly, a whole cluster of bubbles comes out of somebody’s swimsuit and this person knows EXACTLY who their SO is.

You know how sometimes farts can smell like a certain type of fast food not long after you eat it?

I’m imagining someone having a cheat day where they just BINGE on stuff from their favorite fast food place. They load themselves up and enjoy every single bite, damn the consequences.

Well, the consequences come sooner rather than later when they’re holding in an insane amount of gas in a crowded area. Finally, they decide they can’t take it anymore and let out a thick, dense cloud of farts, a mixture of silent ones and ones that audibly rumble, but not loud enough to be overheard.

It doesn’t take long for the smell to seep through the entire room, and they brace themselves for the worst… but then are pleasantly surprised when everyone just starts thinking they’re smelling actual food: people comment that someone passing by must be carrying a huge delivery from the fast food place, or that there must be a location nearby they don’t know of. It even tickles this person to hear that some of these strangers now feel hungry and are craving whatever yummy thing they’re smelling.

This person slyly walks home and spends the rest of the day farting up their room, happily enjoying their fast food binge a second time.

AxB Couple Who shamelesly fart in front of each other ideas♥️

A lifting their leg ripping a huge bassy fart and B just laying at the sofa watching the TV like they didn't hear such a blast.

A farting on the dinner table and B doesn't show disgust, just keep eating.

A farting while cuddling at bed, maybe they dutch oven B as a joke.

They would play the "guess what my fart is going to sound like".

A rips a silent one and says "oh no...silent..." And B replies with "take cover!"

A toots and B comments about how cute it sounded like.

Or B saying how smelly and rotten A farts are while fanning their nose.

A farts and B ask "what was that" while laughing. A tries to deny it with a "I don't know" but B points out it came from them.

A getting ready to take a walk and B comes to film how cute they are...until a loud fart surprises them, B saying "oh my gos honey... feeling better?"