Aerbiscuit - I'm Lurkin' Ova Here!

what if we cuddled under the covers in the morning and I let out the deep, bubbling farts that built up overnight against your lap while you massaged my belly,, haha jk.... unless? 👀

Something cute people do is when they fart by accident, whether that be due to laughing, falling, getting jumpscared, etc.

Just seeing someone's panicked face as they accidentally let a fart rip is so hot and adorable. Bonus points if they look down or behind them, where their butt is. They can't believe this just happened. I'd love to comfort them, hug them, and maybe rub their stomach.

been recording my ass in the mornings 😵‍💫 hope no one can hear me through the walls 🫣

love lazy, casual farting.. watching TV when your roommate sinks into the sofa next to you,, lifting their hips lazily as they unbutton their jeans with a breathy sigh. maybe a “fuck, baby, i had the longest day..”’ when they lean into the pillows with a grunt; cocking their leg up, and ripping a long, rumbling, droning fart that vibrates the couch cushions for a solid minute as they audibly sigh in relief.. fucking hot

So I’ve been watching a video about the Star Wars hotel that closed down, and I can’t stop thinking about how the rooms didn't really have windows. The room's “windows” were actually screens that showed how the ship was supposed to be flying through space. And these rooms could get pretty small, especially if you were trying to save as much money as possible. It made me wonder how good the ventilation/AC was to keep things from getting stuffy.

It also made me imagine a couple going on an experience like this, spending a bunch of money for a 2-day interactive experience, but needing to sleep in a small room with no windows while they did so. To make matters more interesting, person A is super gassy even on a normal day. However, this experience also offers unlimited free food during mealtimes, where you can take as much as you want. And hey, Person A is on vacation and spent a lot of money. Of course they want to indulge.

Person B truly can’t decide whether spending each night in a cramped room hotboxed by farts is something worth complaining about (obviously, many people wouldn’t appreciate this for how much they’re paying) or a guilty pleasure.