Reletable

Reletable

Back to school Gothic

Everyone has a new look for this school year. They all look completely different. You don’t recognize anyone.

The blinds are always down, and you don’t know why.

Orientation has been rescheduled to the end of the year. No-one addresses that this could be an issue.

Every time you put something in your pencil case it disappears. To where you don’t know. You just know that it won’t come back.

All new students get called up to the principal, but no one remembers what they were told.

Even though none of the windows is open, crows still get into all the classrooms. When a crow sits on a student’s desk they go home and never returns.

There is only one club in the entire school. No-one is allowed to join and all information about it is “classified”

My squip is Doofenshmirtz.

Tag yourself: Musicals

Heathers: dark sense of humour, does calligraphy, falls in love quickly, just wants to survive high school, colourful clothes, gives pet-names, dates to 7/11, drinks beer.

Hamilton: ambitious, listens to rap, wants to make the world a better place, stands up for injustice, overachiever, majors in history, believes they could run the country better than the government, takes shots.

Phantom of the opera: hopeless romantic, listens to classical music, is sad, wears formal clothes to casual events, needs validation, theatre kidTM, loves dark colours, drinks wine.

Be more chill: knows all the memes, Is a weeb, listens to k-pop, needs someone to help them with math homework, loves their friends, voice cracks,  drinks mountain dew.

Perry is Spinel confirmed.

Types of girls: Female Cartoon Characters✨

Katara (ATLA): Protects her friends, is the mom friend, loves water, travels around the world, is the voice of reason, will kick your ass if you hurt her friends, is independent.

Hilda (Hilda): Enjoys the simple things in life, wants to make friends, draws in notebooks, makes everything an adventure, loves the outside, wants to study folklore, might be a witch, believes in kindness.

Stars (Star vs the forces of evil): unique clothes-style, makes up her own words, likes to party, lives wild, is optimistic and enthusiastic.

She-Ra (She-ra and the princesses of power): Is athletic, dedicates herself to help everyone, is strong-willed and hard-working, can make difficult decisions, is a feminine badass, goddess aesthetic.

Mable (gravity falls): Is everyone's friend, loves stargazing, lightens the mood, wants to make everyone smile, has crazy ideas, can eat literally anything, sweaters all year, can't wait for the summer break, loves animals.

Connie (Steven Universe): took self-defence lessons, always hangs out at her BFFs house, will fight anyone to protect her friends, overprotective parents, has a cute haircut, loves her fandoms.

Bonus:

Spinel (Steven Universe movie): Loves her BFF very much, is worried when you don't text her back, likes to think things through but rarely does it, tries to be edgy.

I've tried to tell Phineas and Ferb that they shouldn't go to college ever since they were little. . .

Tag yourself: Conspiracy theories.

Tag yourself as these types of conspiracy theorists. If you relate to one of them you have to believe in that conspiracy - even if it is absolute nonsense. I’m sorry. I’m not a fan of it either but that is just how it has to be.

The moon landing was fake: Loves old movies, want to do research, drinks way too much coffee, makes collages, stays up all night, chocolate, fairy-lights, wears converse and denim jackets, drinks boba tea, vintage posters.

College is not free so that people will enlist in the military: Is a nerd, know-it-all, only talks when they have something to say,  thinks capitalism will be humanity’s downfall, just wants to take a nap, hopes memes will numb the pain, is probably right tbh.

Aliens build the pyramids: Thinks humans are lazy, loves space and history, wants to travel, stargazing, likes exodic foods, astronomy, wanted to go to the area 51 raid, takes aesthetically pleasing pictures of buildings, is an early bird.

Illuminati controls the world: Wants to be part of a friends group, is stubborn, wants to take down the government, covers their computer camera, wears leather jackets and sunglasses,  enjoys videogames,  buys pizza once a week.

The Lock Ness monster is real: Loves animals more than people, love mist, wants to go to the zoo, reads about dinosaurs, waterparks, likes walks in the evening, pets are the only friends you need, owns a million plants, loves rain. 

Doctor Doofenshmirtz?

Have you seen my fangs?

Tag yourself: Modern monsters.

Vampire: Black leather jackets and sunglasses, night owl, blood-red lipstick and black eye shadow, deep kisses, mysterious,  is a picky eater, intelligent and witty, buys old stuff for “the aesthetic”, wants to see the world, is a wine-person, can do a perfect snarl, eye-rolls at stupid people.

Werewolf: Long and colourfull nails, loves puppies, eat a lot of meat, playful, is athletic, protec and attac, can’t do math, is sweet and lovable, hoodies and running shoes,  loves to cuttle, always knows when the next full moon is.

Siren: Coloured hair, wears skirts and dresses, swims at night, shiny highlighter, doesn’t wear shoes, seduces people with her songs, eyes as deep as the ocean, shallow kisses, laughs at her own jokes, sings in the shower, likes the stars, collect crystals and seashells.

Zombie: Wears statement t-shirts, mixes food together, can’t do sports to save her life, knows all the memes, a fangirl TM, would lose her head if it weren’t attached to her body, pillow-forts and blankets, is very lazy.

Witch: Wears all black, magical symbols as tattoos, carries her potions in water-bottles, her house is full of plants, has a pet bird, loves the outdoors, grows her own greens, vegetarian, wears hats, scientific, cat-person.

Ghost: Is shy, cold colours, clothes that flow in the wind, sensitive, cries a lot, mostly stays at home, owns an ouija-board, want everyone to get along, pale, soft lipgloss, is always freezing, walks lightly, doodles on everything, stares through people, remember embarrassing things too often.