AJDHAJDKSJFGSKJD OH MY FUCKING STARS YES???!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE IS SO DAMN GREAT??!!!!

AJDHAJDKSJFGSKJD OH MY FUCKING STARS YES???!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE IS SO DAMN GREAT??!!!!

SPECIALLY Poly Team Magic. OMFG IT'S PERFECT????

You thought I wouldn't ask you double?? >:3 Which headcanons do you have for my purple baby Violet and our cute strong cinnamon roll Webbigail?

I have ALL of them sis

Headcannons A: What I think realistically

I think that Vi is probably going to go through an arc about learning to have fun instead of devoting her entire life to her work, and I think she’ll either have a great bond or a huge rivalry with Huey, one of the two and no in between

I’m pretty sure Webby’s parents are going to end up being SHUSH Agents, having being killed by some FOWL Agents, which is why Beakley kept her in the mansion all those years and trained her to kill fifteen people with a hairdryer and pencil

Headcannons B: What I think is fucking hilarious

Violet has absolutely no understanding of memes, like at all. Lena will show Webby a meme and they’ll both laugh at it and Violet will be in the background like “wHaT dOeS iT mEaN”

Webby is awful with young children, throughout her entire life. Why? Because

A) She can’t lie

and

B) She doesn’t understand that there are some things small children really shouldn’t know about

so if a five year old asks how baby’s are made she pulls up a power point presentation because if she’s gonna teach ‘em she’s gonna teach ‘em right godammit

Head cannons C: What is heart crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

Violet gets picked on a lot, usually about her Dads or the fact that she’s a nerd. She had a stone cold demeanour and of anyone asks she doesn’t let it get to her, but it does. She goes through a phase when she’s a teenager when she has no faith in her abilities, barley talks and stops raising her hand in class etc. It takes the entire McDuck-Duck-Beakley-VanderQuack-Mallard-Sabrewing family to help her

Webby is really claustrophobic, she can’t stand being trapped. She needs to be able to move around, or have someone to talk to. Years of being trapped in the manor have made her terrified of long time imprisonment, so the most she can do before starting to panic is a day at most. After that she might start having panic attacks etc.

Headcannon D: What would never work with cannon but the cannon is shit so I believe it anyway

Poly. Team. Magic.

I just love to imagine Lena in a tight spot and some villain is all like “I’ve got your precious little girlfriend” and holds up Webby, and then Violets all like “you forgot me bitch” and bursts in, and then Webby bursts in from behind and it turns out the Webby he had was an illusion and ugh I’m gay

PIRATE BEAKLEY PIRATE BEAKLEY PIRATE BEAKLEY PIRATE BEAKLEY

And knight Della <3

Me?? Trying to find a way to exhaust myself bc I'm too excited and restless and I can't sleep after Timephoon?? Idk what you're talking about

Ik you reblogged it on your reblog account, but can we get some Head cannons for my girl Lena???

I'm gonna do one of each because that sounded interesting af

Headcanon A: what I think realistically

She won't even try to develop her powers and become a sorceress. Lena isn't nearly as interested in magic as Violet and Webby and, while she's happy to help them a little bit with their spells or uses her powers to mess with the triplets, she doesn't actively seek ways to keep advancing or to become even more powerful. She had enough of magic for a lifetime and just wants to live in peace now that she's finally free.

Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious

Sometimes she loses grasp of how material her body should be, so she's just walking around and suddenly Lena has phased through the floor and fallen in the basement just because Webby distracted her.

She has plummeted on top of someone else more times that she likes to admit.

Headcanon C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

She has constant nightmares of Magica coming back. Sometimes, the sorceress directly hurts her family one by one to punish her. Sometimes, she possesses her instead and makes her do it, so she sees the look of betrayal in their eyes and hears them begging her to stop without being able to do anything.

Lena can't quite control her powers, specially when she's asleep so, when that happens, she's so distressed that she unconciously gives life to the shadows of the rest of the people in McDuck Manor (Shadow War style) and all of them gravitate towards her to protect her.

Headcanon D: what would never work with canon but the canon is shit so I believe it anyways

SHE'S ADOPTED BY MORGANA.

No, I don't take constructive criticism.

Lena still doesn't like magic nor any kind of sorceress, but Morgana doesn't force her to use her powers. Morg helps her to control them without expecting more implication or help from Lena's part in any kind of ritual, has a bunch of weird stuff and pets and is easy-going and fun to hang out with (and not nearly as strict as Beakley or Donald).

Besides, it's obvious that Morgana has no experience with being some kind of parental figure and Lena clearly isn't used to having one, so they both learn together and work out their boundaries to something comfortable for both of them.

Would you be so kind as to answer 25, 28, and 72 in the name of our Lords and saviours POLY TEAM MAGIC

AHHSHAHSH YOU KNOW I'D DO ANYTHING FOR THEM

25: Ever done a prank call?

No that I can recall

Sorry. I'll find the door myself

28: Favorite movie

I think I already answered this one? Anyways, it's still Brother Bear 🐻

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

YASSS 😎

Ajhdakdhsjhd yOu-

You had to destroy my heart with C, didn't you?

for the headcanon ask,mrs beakley :3?

Headcannon A: What I think realistically

I think Mrs B might turn out to be some sort of immortal? Frank has said that the name “Agent 22” has some significance, so maybe that’s how old she is physically. Not sure why she’d put on the old lady disguise, but I think it’s something to do with her having to go into hiding, I don’t think she needs glasses either, since every other character with glasses has had lenses, except Beakley.

Headcannon B: What I think is fucking hilarious

I like to think that when she’s doing her work she’s great at talking to people, she has an objective, so she knows what she’s doing. But when she’s off duty and just making small talk she’s awful. She’s just as bad as Webby

Headcannon C: What is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

Beakley has PTSD from her time as a soy, but does her best to internalise it. But sometimes she’ll hear a loud bang and she’ll get flashbacks. Thunder storms are also an issue, after the family found out they decide to spend Thurber storms together in the living room with a movie to block out the noise. Though once they put on a movie that had war in it which was slightly counter productive

Headcannon D: What would never work with cannon but the cannon is shit so I believe it anyway

Beakley is secretly a cat person. She likes how clean they are, and she’s the type of person to talk about them like they’re people, and give them human names like “James”.

When’s ur birthday?

22th of October ^^