PIRATE BEAKLEY PIRATE BEAKLEY PIRATE BEAKLEY PIRATE BEAKLEY

PIRATE BEAKLEY PIRATE BEAKLEY PIRATE BEAKLEY PIRATE BEAKLEY

And knight Della <3

Me?? Trying to find a way to exhaust myself bc I'm too excited and restless and I can't sleep after Timephoon?? Idk what you're talking about

After barely sleeping last night, I've decided to trust Frank and the rest of the DT crew.

BUT IF ANY OF YOU DOESN'T TAG THEIR GODDAMN SPOILERS I'LL BE COMING STRAIGHT FOR YOUR KNEECAPS.

AND THAT IS A THREAT

AJDHAJDKSJFGSKJD OH MY FUCKING STARS YES???!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE IS SO DAMN GREAT??!!!!

SPECIALLY Poly Team Magic. OMFG IT'S PERFECT????

You thought I wouldn't ask you double?? >:3 Which headcanons do you have for my purple baby Violet and our cute strong cinnamon roll Webbigail?

I have ALL of them sis

Headcannons A: What I think realistically

I think that Vi is probably going to go through an arc about learning to have fun instead of devoting her entire life to her work, and I think she’ll either have a great bond or a huge rivalry with Huey, one of the two and no in between

I’m pretty sure Webby’s parents are going to end up being SHUSH Agents, having being killed by some FOWL Agents, which is why Beakley kept her in the mansion all those years and trained her to kill fifteen people with a hairdryer and pencil

Headcannons B: What I think is fucking hilarious

Violet has absolutely no understanding of memes, like at all. Lena will show Webby a meme and they’ll both laugh at it and Violet will be in the background like “wHaT dOeS iT mEaN”

Webby is awful with young children, throughout her entire life. Why? Because

A) She can’t lie

and

B) She doesn’t understand that there are some things small children really shouldn’t know about

so if a five year old asks how baby’s are made she pulls up a power point presentation because if she’s gonna teach ‘em she’s gonna teach ‘em right godammit

Head cannons C: What is heart crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

Violet gets picked on a lot, usually about her Dads or the fact that she’s a nerd. She had a stone cold demeanour and of anyone asks she doesn’t let it get to her, but it does. She goes through a phase when she’s a teenager when she has no faith in her abilities, barley talks and stops raising her hand in class etc. It takes the entire McDuck-Duck-Beakley-VanderQuack-Mallard-Sabrewing family to help her

Webby is really claustrophobic, she can’t stand being trapped. She needs to be able to move around, or have someone to talk to. Years of being trapped in the manor have made her terrified of long time imprisonment, so the most she can do before starting to panic is a day at most. After that she might start having panic attacks etc.

Headcannon D: What would never work with cannon but the cannon is shit so I believe it anyway

Poly. Team. Magic.

I just love to imagine Lena in a tight spot and some villain is all like “I’ve got your precious little girlfriend” and holds up Webby, and then Violets all like “you forgot me bitch” and bursts in, and then Webby bursts in from behind and it turns out the Webby he had was an illusion and ugh I’m gay

Oh, thanks goodness...

@a-small-collection-of-nonsense @flutternoir wanna try?

rb with your straight number

Beakley: Me loving Scrooge? Like that'll happen Someone: *hurts Scrooge* Beakley: BUENOS DÍAS, FUCKBOY!

Idk how to tell you that THIS IS CANON, FIGHT. ME!!!

Would you be so kind as to answer 25, 28, and 72 in the name of our Lords and saviours POLY TEAM MAGIC

AHHSHAHSH YOU KNOW I'D DO ANYTHING FOR THEM

25: Ever done a prank call?

No that I can recall

Sorry. I'll find the door myself

28: Favorite movie

I think I already answered this one? Anyways, it's still Brother Bear 🐻

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

YASSS 😎