Here Is A Short List With All The Guys Which I Find To Be Husband Material

Here is a short list with all the guys which I find to be husband material

TW: Sarcasm and Dry Humor

1. Vincent Van Gogh's Skull Of A Skeleton With Burning Cigarette

He perfectly understood the assignment when I told him that I'm the girl to die for. Overall a good match, though I don't like Cigarettes After Sex.

2. The Demonic-Looking Incubus From The Nightmare

He never leaves you, sits on you, and is always by your side. Sure, he leaves hair everywhere, but if there's one thing everybody needs at the end of the day, that is a beast in the bed.

3. The Cyclop

There's a woman naked in the field, yet he chooses not to look at her, because he understands the fact that by laying his gaze upon her he ends up objectifying her body, and his love for her is surpassing the physical attraction one could have for the human flesh. We have gentleman behaviour right here!

4. The Ghost Of A Flea

Two words: BIG BOY.

And as if it wasn't enough, just look at way he's holding that cup. You can easily tell that he's pretty skilled with his hands.

5. The Great Red Dragon

Look at that glorious Gluteus Maximus. He must be one hell of a baker, because the cake is clearly delicious. Furthermore, he has not one, but seven heads. Each one of them being horny.

If people are so desperate to ship Medusa with someone they could either a) make her relationship with Poseidon consentual or b) ship her with Cetus and leave Perseus and Andromeda (+ the gods) out of this soap opera.

I saw a post of someone shipping Hera and Medusa.

That’s a new one I’ll give them that.

In the same vein, there's also some kind of poetic justice in the fact that Frankenstein is Victor's last name, yet people who haven't read the book believe that this is in fact the monster's name.

Basically: This guy neglected his own son and treated it like a monstrosity from the beginning, so not only that he will be killed by his own creation, but the world will remember his name as his son's instead.

I love how over 90% of the Frankenstein Fandom decided to name Frankenstein's Monster "Adam Frankenstein" because he refferred to himself as the "Adam of your labours" at one point. Let's keep it that way.

The fact that Apollo courted Hestia before she swore to remain a virgin is funny because:

a) That could mean that Apollo had a phase when he loved older women.

b) Imagine trying to date your own aunt but then she chooses your twin sister's path. The worst part is that this won't be the last time when he gets rejected, and the other women won't be so lucky.

There are certain things from Greek Mythology that barely make any sense, so being confused or putting yourself lots of questions is understandable.

However, I will never forget that one Reddit guy who wrote something like: "How is it that Prometheus' liver regenerates itself every day but Ouranos' dick doesn’t grow back? Greeks were stupid." and didn't give a second thought to their own comment before posting it.

My brain every time somebody is talking about Medusa: