There Are Certain Things From Greek Mythology That Barely Make Any Sense, So Being Confused Or Putting

There are certain things from Greek Mythology that barely make any sense, so being confused or putting yourself lots of questions is understandable.

However, I will never forget that one Reddit guy who wrote something like: "How is it that Prometheus' liver regenerates itself every day but Ouranos' dick doesn’t grow back? Greeks were stupid." and didn't give a second thought to their own comment before posting it.

If people are so desperate to ship Medusa with someone they could either a) make her relationship with Poseidon consentual or b) ship her with Cetus and leave Perseus and Andromeda (+ the gods) out of this soap opera.

I saw a post of someone shipping Hera and Medusa.

That’s a new one I’ll give them that.

Random Mental Farts 🧠💨

So we do know that Zeus turned himself into a golden shower in order to impregnate Danae, right? But the thing is, we also know that gods have a golden liquid that runs through their veins instead of blood, called ichor.

So what if Zeus actually turned himself into a puddle of golden blood all this time, but because Danae never saw gods' blood before she described it as a "golden rain", and that's what Acrisius thought that was too since he wasn't present during that moment (and most probably didn't know/see what gods' blood looks like either).

In this case it would be equally interesting and gross.

When the artist doesn’t know the difference between Minotaur and Centaur:

Dude, even his face looks as if he regrets being painted like that.

Perseus was both Heracles' half-sibling and great-grandfather, so imagine 90yo Perseus, probably senile and blind as well (assuming that he was still alive back then), finding out from Andromeda (assuming that she was still alive too) that their granddaughter's newborn just killed two snakes at hours old as if it was nothing. He would be like: "Wow, already a strong boy! He takes after me." then he would give a second thought to it and be like: "Oh..."