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Ouranos, you fucking idiot no-
*while stuffing the Cyclopes and the Hundred-Handers into a hollow of the Earth*
Ouranos: You know what they say- a little childhood trauma builds character.
Ouranos: *finger guns*
Cronus attacking his father with the sickle:
Found the Worst, Goofiest, Weirdest, Most Confusing Mythology Painting to Ever Exist
So... where the hell should I begin?
The medieval background and clothing are already a big no-no.
The title of the painting is "Cronus and Uranus", but the description says that this is supposed to depict Zeus chopping off Cronus' pp. So the artist basically overlapped the two myths.
The fact that Zeus/Cronus does that while Cronus/Uranus is eating one of his siblings when technically Zeus freed them from his stomach before the Titanomachy is also confusing.
Oh, and there's one more thing to be pointed out: The painter wanted to portray the birth of Aphrodite as well, because of course. But we know that she was born after Ouranos' pp ejaculated into the ocean, and we can clearly see Ouranos pp in Zeus/Cronus' hand. Also, how is it that Aphrodite's genitalia is censored with a medieval version of Patrick, but Ouranos' pp is depicted as graphic as possible? And why is it so disproportionately big? Also Also, that one small ship behind Aphrodite cracks me up.
Wheterver the artist smoked I don't want it.
Found the Worst, Goofiest, Weirdest, Most Confusing Mythology Painting to Ever Exist
There are certain things from Greek Mythology that barely make any sense, so being confused or putting yourself lots of questions is understandable.
However, I will never forget that one Reddit guy who wrote something like: "How is it that Prometheus' liver regenerates itself every day but Ouranos' dick doesn’t grow back? Greeks were stupid." and didn't give a second thought to their own comment before posting it.